mindowed

Having a tiny penis.
Kevin got tired of all the comments about his magnum dong so now he like to pretend he is mindowed.
by KevinsDisciple May 24, 2017
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mindows

An Apple based computer that has been reformatted to run Windows.

1. Usually for hipsters who want the fad of a Mac but want the function of a PC.

2. Computer geeks sometimes do this to troll the ones who are gullible enough to waste money on a Mac.
"Dude! Is that the new OS X on your MacBook?!"

"No man, its Windows 7."
"Oh, you're a Mindow user."

"My friend is so stupid, I actually convinced them to convert their MacBook Pro to Mindows"
by Castiel2 January 16, 2014
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