milksturbating 

1. (verb) The act of masturbating while listening to the band Neutral Milk Hotel’s highly regarded indie masterpiece “In the Aeroplane Over the Sea.” This is usually paired with a good cry over how pathetic you and your love life are, which can be done while listening to the album or after (see crysturbating).

“I really need to stop milksturbating at night, this is the third time this week. But Jeff Mangum’s voice makes me so horny. And sad.”

milksturbating by chrisdean9696 June 7, 2019

criminal mindsturbating

Being so aroused by the characters, events, or interactions on Criminal Minds that your body brings itself to climax of its own accord.

Mom: Honey I heard shouts from your room last Wednesday at 9/8c.
Daughter: Oh don't worry mom I was just criminal mindsturbating.

criminal mindsturbating by katiedahmer February 22, 2011