Mickster

A term for a non-committal, yet successful, single professional female that has surpassed the dreaded 30 year old mark. Micksters aren't quite like cougars, but they are not far off the mark. They think they can still relate with the twenty something crowd and often congregate in dive bars and watering holes during happy hour. Girly drinks such as cosmos don't apply to Micksters and they are satisfied shot-gunning heavily hopped up beers. Micksters are often characterized by their witty personalities and sensible attire such as comfortable flat shoes. You will never see a Mickster with a boyfriend because they are too busy being non-committal and downing said alcoholic beverages. If gone unchecked a Mickster will go straight passing cougar status and enter "sugar mama" status after 10 years.

I hit it off with this chick at the bar but she totally blew me off. What a Mickster!

I got passed up for a promotion at work by a Mickster. She wasn't even excited and went straight to happy hour for an IPA.

I got Mickster'ed at the bar after unsuccessfully trying to get her number for 3 hours!

by stevieb750 April 9, 2013

Strawberry Milkster

A. A man who puts his honor on the line and keeps drinking strawberry milk is known to all as Strawberry Milkster.

B. Let's say you drink too much strawberry milk during the day and wake up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom.
But it's cold outside.
You don't want to leave the comfort of your futon.
But the urge to pee gets stronger and stronger! Anguish! Worry! Trouble! You make up your mind and go to the toilet! You stand in front of the john! You let loose! Man, that feeling of release! All that pent-up feeling being released! But then you realize you're not in front of the john, you're still under the covers! That warm feeling spreads between your thighs.
But it won't stop.
You can't stop! That's what it's all about.
That's the true nature of Strawberry Milkster! Understand?!

C. Gintoki from the anime Gintama

I drink strawberry milk for breakfast, lunch and dinner. I guess you could say I'm something of a Strawberry Milkster!

by FrenchPea January 5, 2020

Mikster

Mikster is an name used by the croatian fascist party in trying to get funding from Drug Tito

Jebem ti Mikstera nije mi dao čokoladu

by Buda d grate Penguin March 26, 2021

mackster

A person who eccesively makes out with females/males while trying to move down on them with there hand.

Dude,i just pulled a mackster on this gina.

by wild cris March 21, 2008

ucky muckster

Ucky Muckster: This word is a Noun and a Verb

1) Refers to someone who smells like a mixture of cat piss and Don-Russ Baseball Cards. This person can be an "Ucky Muckster" as in a noun or the person can be preforming something like a dumbass and he/she will be acting "Ucky-Mucky".

Other terms for Ucky Muckster:
* Ucky Mucky
* Mucky Duck Sause
* Murky Dish Water
* Baby Mucktar
* Muckstar
* Ducky Muckdumpster

Dave smells like cat piss and Don-Russ Baseball Cards, he's such a fucking Ucky Muckster.

by Travis E April 1, 2004

Minkster

A Minkster can also be called a MINKY. Also see:
Moogen Froogen
Minky

I'm a Minkster, a straight up mink.

by Richard. January 15, 2005

milkster

The local corner store (from milkbar)

Lets go to the milkster to score porn from Anus (the bloke who runs the milkster)

by Egghead August 27, 2003