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Millet Penis 

When your penis has an apparent shift to the left. Not Normal. Can lead to fights with people and end up losing.
Matt: Dude, woke up and found out I have a Millet Penis.
Tanner: Bye
Millet Penis by huntedthenorth October 21, 2010
To have an unfortunate looking head.
millet by rebeccaaaaaaaaaaa November 26, 2010

Millet-ed 

To get a blowjob after having anal sex without the guy cleaning his dick in between.
He millet-ed her behind the track; people now refuse to go back there.
Millet-ed by Law-abiding Citizen December 28, 2007

milletophilia 

someone who is sexually attracted, or has a fetish for tents and camping equipment
Mike saw a new pop up tent and couldnt control himself, hes into milletophilia
milletophilia by USMarshall October 12, 2008

Milkgetter 

just another dad who doesn't give two shits about their child.
gendo is a milkgetter.
Milkgetter by fA1K0n February 20, 2022
Pronounced "mill-lay", (i.e. fillet). A term for toilet, bathroom, water closet, etc. The word's origins lie in the misinterpretation of blackletter type characters on a bathroom door which actually read "toilet", not "millet". The word is most appropriately used with a slight British accent.
Pardon me, I've got to go use the millet.
millet by Aaron TW February 7, 2007