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mama millets by Nfbfn February 27, 2023

Millersville 

A small parking lot in Lancaster, Pennsylvania, that is always filled. You will be charged over $100 a year to drive around this lot, but you will not find a space to park.
I had an easier time getting a parking spot black Friday at Walmart than I did at Millersville.
Millersville by screepy February 18, 2011

Millet Penis 

When your penis has an apparent shift to the left. Not Normal. Can lead to fights with people and end up losing.
Matt: Dude, woke up and found out I have a Millet Penis.
Tanner: Bye
Millet Penis by huntedthenorth October 21, 2010

Millesian 

Typically, of or relation to a moment when when one's actions make a situation incredibly awkward, to the point of self-injury, but unlikely causing any real or permanent damage. Often related to interactions with the opposite sex.

Origin unknown, but possibly from John Stuart Mill's "On Liberty" and the harm principle, which Wikipedia explains as saying "The harm principle holds that each individual has the right to act as he wants, so long as these actions do not harm others. If the action is self-regarding, that is, if it only directly affects the person undertaking the action, then society has no right to intervene, even if it feels the actor is harming himself."
1. Then I told her we should make out, but didn't kiss her. We stood there staring into each other's eyes, reveling in the Millesian moment. Then she took the subway home, alone.

2. After a brief pause, he pushed a condom across the bar and said "this is my business card". The look of incredulity spread across her face as she realized the Millesian proportions of the social gaffe.

3. "But we don't speak French", she implored. Oblivious, the man continued his Millesian soliloquy in slurred French, fueled by an excess of liquid courage and deficit of common sense.
Millesian by Aspiring Commodore April 16, 2010
Nickname for the Miami Dolphins when they aren't playing well.
Bill: "You watching the Dolphins game on Sunday?"

Frank: "I don't know Bill, after losing that last game I'm about ready to give up on the Mullets. I'm just looking forward to the draft..."
Mullets by NicRattlehead September 17, 2015
millet by rebeccaaaaaaaaaaa November 26, 2010