millet

To have an unfortunate looking head.

How embarrassing, your head looks like a millet :s

by rebeccaaaaaaaaaaa November 26, 2010

millet

Pronounced "mill-lay", (i.e. fillet). A term for toilet, bathroom, water closet, etc. The word's origins lie in the misinterpretation of blackletter type characters on a bathroom door which actually read "toilet", not "millet". The word is most appropriately used with a slight British accent.

Pardon me, I've got to go use the millet.

by Aaron TW February 7, 2007

Millet

Millet ("mill-it") is a grain grown in mostly Asia and used as the bulk of birdseed for wild birds. Because of its useful weight and shape, it is commonly used as filler for beanbags for juggling, as well as for punching bags and other sewn oddities. It's also surprisingly difficult to find by itself.

I finally found a place to buy plain millet for my beanbags. There's this place called Old Bob's on the west side that has it. Unfortunately, you have to buy a 50 pound bag...

by quamaretto January 6, 2010

Millet

a word that oreos call their mother...must be very carful with this word, when said on the phone millet may hang up.

"GRAND MILLET!" "i'm sorry i think you have the wrong number...."

by millet lover April 10, 2010

Millet

Noun:1. A Mullet that's not fully grown out.
2. A shoulder length mullet.

"Dude did you see Hulk Hogan on Raw last night he was sportin' a full on millet"

by C. Alisi January 11, 2008

Millet

A derogatory word for a cisgender heterosexual male usually found with a mullet and flock of other “millets”. Listens to rap and/or country music, uses racist and homophobic slurs.

Alex: “Ew it’s Jake.”
Jay: “God, he’s such a millet”

by Vayda Dawn April 14, 2023

Millet Penis

When your penis has an apparent shift to the left. Not Normal. Can lead to fights with people and end up losing.

Matt: Dude, woke up and found out I have a Millet Penis.
Tanner: Bye

by huntedthenorth October 21, 2010