U.S Military 

proud bunch of warmongers which got the best tech but still can't beat a bunch of rice farmers and opium hooked a

bunch of afghanis and take pout Assad and what not and get their ass handed to them
it's said Pakistani military might have more victories than us military but I still have suspicion on that
get attracted to oil and spread so-called democracy to unsuspecting 3rd world backwater nations

I know I will get disliked by U.S Military fanboys and Pakistani patriots who can't form a full sentence but I don't care

U.S Military by proudindianfacist October 7, 2020

Hitler's SS Military 

The Schutzstaffel (German pronunciation: ˈʃʊtsˌʃtafəl, translated to Protection Squadron or defence corps, abbreviated SS—or with stylized "Armanen" sig runes) was a major paramilitary organization under Adolf Hitler and the Nazi Party (NSDAP).
Also referred to as the Selfish Slags. A group of women from Okotoks Alberta Canada who can't think of anyone else but themselves. These women are a common breed and have multiplied over the years.

Having learnt about the Nazis in history class I have also recognized another group of Nazis called Hitler's SS Military

Related: The Selfish Slags (SS) are coming to the wedding. This makes me sick.

Hitler's SS Military by Parr Adams April 20, 2014

U.S. Military

Power house of the world. The future ruler of all living things

My U.S. Military will kick your Militaries @$$!

U.S. Military by Jon's Mom April 2, 2003

U.S. Military

United States Military. The armed forces of the United States of America.

The group of patriotic men and weomen willing to risk their lives for the saftey of their country, and of the people of America. One of the most powerful militaristic forces on earth, only stoppable by the U.S. Government . (Only because the U.S. Government controls the U.S. Military politically.)

Did you know that the U.S. Military is possibly the most powerful military in the world?

U.S. Military by D314 October 16, 2013

U.S. military

A group of systematically brainwashed fascist trained by our great government to tell other cultures that they have been doing things wrong for thousands of years and that our "freedom" is the only thing that can possibly be correct.

What the fuck is the U.S. Military doing in the Middle East anyway?!?

U.S. military by Rickle the Pickle September 8, 2004

Deep Underground Military Bases (aka D.U.M.B.s) 

In conspiracy theory, Deep Underground Military Bases (or D.U.M.B.s) are exactly what their name implies: secret underground bases built by the US military (via private military contractors) at exceptionally deep strata.

In past human history, we find accounts of ancient tunnels in Arizona built by the fabled “Ant People” of Hopi lore. We also read about the famous Nazi bunker of Adolf Hitler's final days —an exceptionally engineered bunker with bedrooms, offices, dining facilities, and environmental controls. It is speculated that Nazi scientists from Operation Paperclip were crucial for the success in engineering the first American D.U.M.B.s in the 1950s and 1960s, including the Cheyenne Mountain Complex (now part of the US Space Force).

According to witnesses, D.U.M.B.s exist all over the United States, with the heaviest concentration beneath the High Desert of the American West where the rock strata is strong enough to support the structures, and the lack of groundwater affords the least interference from flooding during construction, expansion, and ongoing operations.

Privately contracted long haul truckers claim underground highways connect these bases, stretching through tunnels for many hundreds of miles, complete with intersections, traffic lights, and gas stations.

FEMA's "Continuity of Government" initiative is rumored to include D.U.M.B.s in its plans to preserve key governmental personnel in the event of a catastrophic national emergency, such as nuclear war.

The US military has secretly built hundreds of Deep Underground Military Bases (aka D.U.M.B.s) all across the USA, especially in the American West, and Antarctica is said to have one of the largest singular, self-contained D.U.M.B.s in the world.

Deep Underground Military Bases (aka D.U.M.B.s) by Innocent Byproduct July 2, 2023

Military Shower 

A shower that takes less then 3 mins

The student was going to be late for his mid-term so he took a military shower in order to be on time.

Military Shower by MarineDuckie2012 December 3, 2011