baseball as a sexual metaphor

Going up to bat: Attempting
Bullpen: Foreplay
1st base: French kissing
2nd base: Above the waist
3rd base: Below the waist
Home Run: Sex
Grand Slam: Four times in twelve hours
Foul Ball: Ass sex
Strike out: Not getting it up
Line Drive: One night stand
10 Run Rule: Finishing on your own
Pop fly: Stealing virginity
Bunt: Pre-mature ejaculation
Gapper: Easy lay
Bases loaded: Threesome
Third base coach: The person who's filmming
Stealing bases: Rape (rape is bad)
Double/Triple play: Multiple Orgasms
Cup: condom
Steroids: Birth control
Error: No Orgasm
Broken Bat: Broken dick
Extra Innings: Four times in a row
Bench Warmer: Peeping Tom
Bat boy: Fluffer
Field: Heartshaped bed
Dugout: Back seat of a car
Bases: Self-Explainitory
by BBS May 18, 2006
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Baseball terms used as sexual metaphors. Most commonly referring to the bases.
1st base= Kissing, french kissing
2nd base= Groping, feeling, fingering
3rd base= Oral sex, 69, handjob, pretty much anything but all-out sex
Home run= Full-on sex, penetration

Many people have different variations for first, second, and third base.
Person 1: Yo, last night I got to 2nd base with your girlfriend!
Person 2: Well I hit a home run with your mom!

Kid: Dad, tell me about the bases!
Dad: Son... stfu
by Ass Kicka November 13, 2010
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first base-making out
second base-gettin felt up
third base-giving head,hand job,etc
home run-sex
by jeska November 22, 2003
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"Sex Bases"

In relation to baseball, these terms are used as describing how far someone has gone with someone sexually. 4 F's.

1st Base: French (Makeing-out, french kissing)
2nd Base: Feel (getting felt up, feeling eachothers genitals)
3rd Base: Finger ("fingering", blowjob, handjob ECT)
Home Run: Fuck (AKA: "Going all the way" ie: having sex)

French, Feel, Finger, Fuck.
Me and my boyfriend hit two bases last night!
by Lindzey March 25, 2008
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This is the Australian version:
1st Base- kissing (french, obviously)
2nd base- Hand job or fingering
3rd Base- Head
4th Base/homerun- sex
"what bases did you get to with that guy last night?"
"only 2nd, and he was pretty shit at it too"
by McGarfield September 01, 2008
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The things a runner must touch in order to get a home run in baseball. Quite frankly, I'm surprised that you don't know this. "Baseball" is America's favorite pastime ;).
David Freese: Man, I got to third base last night! I was so close to a home run!
Chris Carpenter: Aw man! That must suck! What went wrong?!
Freese: I wanted to go to all the bases, but my body just gave out on me!
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Terms named after baseball bases, that determine how intimate a sexual activity was. The bases are different steps of making out that often lead up to sex (straight, gay, or lesbian sex).

Note: When it is the person's first time, it must go all the way home for it to be considered a loss of virginity.

First base: Kissing (Making out, French kissing, hickeys)

Second base: Clothed stimulation (Feeling up, clothed grinding)

Third base: Unclothed stimulation, one partner to another (Hand job, anal or vaginal fingering, cunnilingus, annilingus)

Fourth Base: Unclothed simultaneous stimulation (vaginal sex, anal sex, mutual oral sex, tribadism, frottage)
Person 1: I can't believe you're still a virgin.

Person 2: Hey hey, me and my new girlfriend got to third base already! We already passed the first two bases, it won't be long before we make a home run.
by Ieatcheesebagels February 14, 2017
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