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Mom I loved fucking...and would do again in an instant.
She is no longer a Milf to me, she's a milf'd!
milf'd by Marykate Veras March 30, 2013

MILF'd up 

To get a hot woman pregnant thus turning her into a hot mom or MILF
"Man that guy really MILF'd up his wife"
MILF'd up by RFTGHBGVFGHJ March 28, 2024
guy 1 : i summon dark magician girl!

guy 2:now thats what i call a d-milf
d-milf by teh munaky September 25, 2010

d’milf 

Dog Mom i’d Like to fuck
Look at that d’milf walking her big black Deek.
d’milf by Jaxonaction June 30, 2019

National Milf Day

this day is celebrated May 23rd EVERY year. we appreciate hot ass moms and future milfs
Chad: Yo Adam did u wish y/n a Happy National Milf Day. She’s so hot, def gonna be a milf one day.

Milk A Milf Day 

Every October 29th, you get to milk a milf's titties for a fresh glass for milf titty juice, its a national holiday celebrated by everyone regardless of religion or culture.
Derick: Hey dude, did you know it's Milk a Milf day today?

Chad: NO WAY DUDE? I SWEAR IT WAS NATIONAL ASS EATING DAY LIKE YESTERDAY

Derrick: Time to approach some milfs.
Milk A Milf Day by fairyfaggot February 26, 2021
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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