Milex

The given name for the extremely homoerotic relationship between Alex Turner and Miles Kane. Music soulmates, these two met when they were both just seventeen, hitting it off with their shared interests and uncanny similarities. Eg: Their love for John Lennon. From that moment on their friendship grew and continued to flourish, so much so that they formed The Last Shadow Puppets, both wanting to explore something, musical preferences, that they weren't able to accommodate within their own bands. The duo proved to be a success. Nor did it escape anybody's notice of their complete disregard for personal space. Miles even remarking that he liked it when Alex wore red jeans, especially when they were 'tight'. There's no escaping the love that these two gorgeous men have for each other. They might consider themselves 'brothers' or 'bezzies' but come on, who are they fooling...At least release an annual tlsp album and maybe we'll shut up.

Girl 1: Milex?

Girl 2: You mean those two musicians who can't seem to stop staring at each other and look like they want to kiss the fuck out of each other and don't seem to realize that there are people watching them because they're in their own glorious Beatles rainbow world. Yeah, I ship it.

by RecklessRearrange August 26, 2013

milex

the sock company ruled by a ms. C and a mr A.

the monopoly over socks is controlled by milex

by Alex September 16, 2003

Charm'tastic Mile

A cool stretch of town in Baltimore for hipsters, millennials, business-types and foodie buffs.

You've gotta have some urban style when you walk up & down the Charm'tastic Mile.

by Dunkadelic Era April 2, 2020

Mile of Dick

1 mile = 5,280 feet = 63,360 inches
The national average penis size in the US is 5.5 inches.
63,360/5.5 inches = 11,520

There is approximately 11,520 dicks in a mile.

Yo Mama is such a hoe that she has a Mile of Dick twice a week!

Tim: Man! Sally has hooked up with everyone at work, except me. Glad I'm not part of her Mile of Dick.

Tom: Speak for yourself!

by NobeeCares January 9, 2023

Mileening

The act of being extremely, awkwardly adorable with your crush or significant other.

Michael and Eileen were absolutely Mileening at the school festival over the weekend.

by Fua March 25, 2013

Three Mile Belt

The world renowned hunting grounds of every serious deer hunter spanning the globe. Only the best trees, shrubs, bushes and plants were intentionally planted in this area to provide for the biggest bucks known to man. This sacred hunting location can be found near central South Dakota, near a small, humble town of Howard. You just need to head west on Highway 34 out of Howard toward Logan's house and look south, you will see it in all of its glory and sit in jealousy in knowing that you, yourself, aren't able to basque in its never ending supply of world record bucks.

Hey, see that over there? Thats the three mile belt...best hunting area ever.

by Howard-god January 9, 2012

mileven depression

mileven depression: caused by the love of mike wheeler & eleven hopper, leaves you feeling halfway happy halfway sad, symptoms include heartaches, migraines, uncontrollable crying, seizures, fast heartbeat, trouble breathing, losing sleep. recovery time takes about 353 days, many never recover though

after finishing stranger things s2, i suffered from terrible mileven depression.

by finnlovesmillie353 February 2, 2018