mildrid 

used by nerdy guys or funny guys pretending to be nerdy to point out an attractive girl

Fellow males, Mildrid at 5 pie over 2 radians; fuzzleberries the tape on my glasses just fell off.

mildrid by Urban Dictionary April 25, 2004

mildrid the middler 

a 50 something year old woman who has no family or friends but meddles in everybodys business

mildrid the middler: oh i ate spaghetti with john gotti, i got so much money.

(mildrid the middler trying to buy friends)

beware, spys on younger men, repulsive, compulsive liar/manipulative and has a weird obsession for photography also known to have animal feces all over their house and acts like they don't know any better when confronted. Also a meth head

mildrid the middler by MrYellowTeeth47 April 15, 2023

motor mouth mildrid 

an old hag who rambles about fantasies of knowing mob, celebrities, anyone famous.

Mildrid: I know John Gotti Jr oh hun a plate of spaghetti

Mildrid: I had dinner with George Bush hun and we went to his ranch in texas
Mildrid: I have 10 billion dollars hun i dont need anything

Mike: Goddamn motor mouth mildrid shit the fuck up!
Mildrid: What? ::launches off into another fantasy dweller diatribe::

motor mouth mildrid by MrYellowTeeth47 April 15, 2023

a mildrid

A type of bug that flies around different places, tends to be inside someone's house.

Omg is that A Mildrid.

Eww A Mildrid landed on my leg!

a mildrid by BugHater May 31, 2018

MILDRED 

Mom I'd Like to Do Repeatedly Every Day. This term was coined before the August 08 Refresh meeting in Miami, Florida when two expert web technologists spotted a hot mom with her young child.

Abe: "Do you think they're gonna talk about Web 2.0 tonight?"

Todd: "Whoah! Check out that MILDRED! Uh, yeah, and probably social networking too."

Abe: "MILDRED is perfect! MILF just does not fully describe her! I hate MySpace"

MILDRED by Todd, friend of Abe January 19, 2009

Mildred 

Means Gentle Strength. Referring to the powerful, yet gentle, magnetism this girl possesses. Far beyond her looks, something about her eyes, about her soul, draws you in like the ocean tide. Mildreds are kind and have a great sense of humor. They are smart and driven, pretty and witty, sassy yet classy. Shes an amazing friend to all, and her smile will warm your heart. Ever happy and contagiously so, she always makes you laugh. Mildred is pretty great, shes some sort of Wonderful, and nothing short of awesome. The kind of woman you feel lucky to be around, for 24hrs or for a year. The type of girl you would beg and steal and borrow for. If you are fortunate enough to meet a Mildred, dont be a tool. Give her your best, even if you look like a fool. Treat her with Love, Respect and Devotion. Sweet talk but dont intimidate her (RHCP). Soon she'll have you getting excited at the mere thought of her name (!!!). You'll be embracing her and spinning her 'round and 'round. Not caring if the freaks on Hollywood blvd are staring, or if some dickhead bouncer tells you to put her down. Because when she kissed your face, you felt that shit in your soul, and that time she took you to the beach eclipsed every time before. Because no matter who is opposed to it, getting to know her will be one of the most wonder-filled experiences of your life and, somehow, in your heart you know she is one of the greatest women you will ever meet.

1.

"Who is that?!"
"Oh, that there is Mildred(!!!)"

2.

"The girl who works returns is really sweet!"
"Yeah, shes gotta be a Mildred"

Mildred by elnaturl January 2, 2012

Mildred , Texas

What was originally established as a stop along the Brazos Valley Line railway due to the oil boom albeit shortly experienced evolved into the last stronghold in Navarro County for the rich white man to safely send his daughter to school free of the retches of diversity that's seen at Corsicana High School ( WAKANDA FO-EVUH )

Bobby Joe Whiplash - I heard you were sending Cheyenne Ray over to the school in Mildred , Texas.

Francis Hicknboots - Well Bobby , I tell you... I'd rather not have interracial babies and a meth addicted daughter in my family. Gotta keep her safe from DEM BOYZ.

Bobby Joe Whiplash - I heard that brother !! Hoo-ahh!!

Mildred , Texas by Microwave_Confessions January 23, 2021