miekel 

A delicious, chocolate man that's cute but also kind of rude. He forgets to breathe sometimes.

Did you see the Miekel attitude that he had?

miekel by Delish cupcake November 23, 2020

Mads Mikkelsen 

A mystical, foreign man hailing from Denmark, Mads ( pronounced "mass," sorry no mad puns here ) Mikkelsen was originally a gymnast and actor, then began his career in acting in 1996. He's known for playing incredibly sexy bad guys and seducing people with his smokey accent, brooding looks, and hot body. Notable moments in his acting career include literally busting James Bond's balls as the bloody-eyed villain Le Chiffre, ( who is great because he has an inhaler, and yet is still a badass and a helluva creepy dude ) kicking mythical beast ass in Clash of the Titans, and most recently, eating rude people as the cleverly-named Dr. Hannibal ( totally rhymes with Cannibal ) Lecter. He actively steals the reproductive organs of both dudes and dudettes on Tumblr, in particular. He speaks four languages, is pretty much always named the #1 hottest guy in Denmark, and he's sweet and humble as can be. When asked what scares him, he replied: "I don't like big lines to the restrooms when I just had four beers. It scares me, really."

Mads Mikkelsen. Total badass, Bond villain, Danish dude who eats the rude.

Person 1: Did you see that French villain who busted Bond's balls?
Person 2: Oh, you mean Mads Mikkelsen?
Person 1: Yeah, I guess he was pretty mad.
Person 2: No, MADS Mikkelsen. Mads. It's his first name.
Person 1: OH, MADs. He must have been a really angry baby for his parents to name him that.
Person 2: *sighs heavily* ...rude.

Mads Mikkelsen by hannibalmorelikecannibal September 26, 2013

MickelStink

Pro golfer Phil Mickelson's nickname when he loses.

MickelStink choked away the 2013 U.S. Open.

MickelStink by Sajak June 16, 2013

Mieke Kröger 

an idol, someone to look up to.

unique, positive, down to earth.

Person A: Mieke Kröger
Person B: Mieke Kröger

Mieke Kröger by Denniisss February 27, 2022

mieke 

Mieke is a smart and bad ass girl who doesn't take shit from other people. She will not put up with peoples crap, and is one of the realest people out there. Many people are intimidated by her but once they get to know her they will love her. She is cute in her own way and finds a way to stand out in a crowd Mieke is a very rare girl and if you know one you are lucky.

person 1: wow! that girl is absurd but I think she might be too good for me
person 2: come on man, she's Mieke, shes out of everyone's league

mieke by joe from the tri state area December 25, 2019

Milkel 

Combination of Milk and Nickel (5 cent piece).

When a player bets the minimum bet in a poker game to milk the other players out of another nickel. This is done when a player knows he has the best hand, but doesn't want to bluff the others out of the game. He'd rather get a few more nickels than nothing.

Can be used for bets larger than 5 cents, but a milkel is only a milkel if it is the minimum bet allowed during that game.

"I know a milkel when I see one, I fold".
"I knew he had me beat when he bet that milkel".
"That ain't no milkel, hes bluffin'".

Milkel by w.phx.az March 10, 2009

Mickelson 

Noun. Male breasts on a heay set male. Usually as a result of being overweight. Origin: based on professional golfer Phil Mickelson's ample bosom.

Check out that dude's rack. He's got a total Mickelson!

Mickelson by gtbarry July 7, 2006