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mickelsons 

Another term to describe manboobs, relating to the chest of portly PGA golfer Phil Mickelson.
That guy at the beach today had some serious mickelsons.
mickelsons by bradinarizona April 26, 2006
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meredith mickleson 

A hoe slut cheated on Ethan and is fucking ugly and he lips look like they got stung by bee
Meredith Micklesons a hoe slut

Mickelson 

Noun. Male breasts on a heay set male. Usually as a result of being overweight. Origin: based on professional golfer Phil Mickelson's ample bosom.
Check out that dude's rack. He's got a total Mickelson!
Mickelson by gtbarry July 7, 2006

Mikelson 

The best of the best , don't mess with a Mikelson , they wont stop till they win. strong , beast , full of love , a strong personality , a family man or women . they can be the leaders of the world but watch out never mess with a Mikelson or you will live to regret it don't ever mess with there family either or friends.
for example: Awe that mikelson dude i was telling you about he is such a sweet heart but a tough guy on the outside.
for example : that mikelson girl over there she is the toughest girl I have ever meet

mikaelsonsexual 

A person who it's sexually attracted to all the mikaelsons
She wants to fuck all the mikaelsons she's definitely mikaelsonsexual

Mickelson 

Noun. To choke. To lose when you could have won. To not deliver when the pressure is on. Based on golfer Phil Mickelson's innate ability to choke when the pressure is on.
Did you see Shaq pull a Mickelson and totally miss those free throws at the end of the game?
Mickelson by gtbarry June 20, 2006

Mickelton 

1.) The hiccup equivalent of "bless you" for a sneeze.

2.) A courteous thing to say whenever someone hiccups, and you are considered foolish if you do not have the manners to say it.
Marcus: 'hiccup'

Phil: Mickelton, my good sir.

Marcus: Thank you very much. I can tell you have a big penis because of your manners.

Phil: Indeed I do. Indeed I do.
Mickelton by Wap Daddy August 26, 2012
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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age gate 

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Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
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