Milkel 

Combination of Milk and Nickel (5 cent piece).

When a player bets the minimum bet in a poker game to milk the other players out of another nickel. This is done when a player knows he has the best hand, but doesn't want to bluff the others out of the game. He'd rather get a few more nickels than nothing.

Can be used for bets larger than 5 cents, but a milkel is only a milkel if it is the minimum bet allowed during that game.

"I know a milkel when I see one, I fold".
"I knew he had me beat when he bet that milkel".
"That ain't no milkel, hes bluffin'".

Milkel by w.phx.az March 10, 2009

Milkel cera 

An image of micheal crea edited onto the udders of a cow.

Milkel cera is my lord and savior i hope he will bless me with his cock

Milkel cera by Remy fromratatouilles sexslave June 11, 2021

Milkers 

Huge boobs, breasts, tiddies

Guy 1: look at the at&t lady HUGE MILKERS
guy 2: MILK

Milkers by LolMILK March 22, 2021

Mads Mikkelsen 

A mystical, foreign man hailing from Denmark, Mads ( pronounced "mass," sorry no mad puns here ) Mikkelsen was originally a gymnast and actor, then began his career in acting in 1996. He's known for playing incredibly sexy bad guys and seducing people with his smokey accent, brooding looks, and hot body. Notable moments in his acting career include literally busting James Bond's balls as the bloody-eyed villain Le Chiffre, ( who is great because he has an inhaler, and yet is still a badass and a helluva creepy dude ) kicking mythical beast ass in Clash of the Titans, and most recently, eating rude people as the cleverly-named Dr. Hannibal ( totally rhymes with Cannibal ) Lecter. He actively steals the reproductive organs of both dudes and dudettes on Tumblr, in particular. He speaks four languages, is pretty much always named the #1 hottest guy in Denmark, and he's sweet and humble as can be. When asked what scares him, he replied: "I don't like big lines to the restrooms when I just had four beers. It scares me, really."

Mads Mikkelsen. Total badass, Bond villain, Danish dude who eats the rude.

Person 1: Did you see that French villain who busted Bond's balls?
Person 2: Oh, you mean Mads Mikkelsen?
Person 1: Yeah, I guess he was pretty mad.
Person 2: No, MADS Mikkelsen. Mads. It's his first name.
Person 1: OH, MADs. He must have been a really angry baby for his parents to name him that.
Person 2: *sighs heavily* ...rude.

Mads Mikkelsen by hannibalmorelikecannibal September 26, 2013

anime milkers 

huge ol’ anime tits, when “anime tiddies” just doesn’t cut it

Carl: Hey melvin, you seen the absolute size of those anime milkers?
Melvin: sure have, CJ. They’re massive dawg!

anime milkers by HentaiEnthusiast445 August 13, 2019

Moof-Milker 

Any person who tries to fix that which is not broken. Usually, they will add unnecessary parts to the thing they are trying to fix, thus overly complicating and then breaking said thing.

Han Solo (in response to the hyperdrive on the Millennium Falcon not working): Hey! Some moof-milker put a compressor on the ignition line.

Moof-Milker by SkubalaHead June 7, 2016

mommy milkers

mommy milkers means big boobs

"Damn girl.. Nice mommy milkers"
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mommy milkers by ¢яα¢кнєα∂ June 25, 2021