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Midgetler 

A tyrannical and or fascist person of small stature whom.

1. Commonly assumes a place of authority when a vacuum of power is formed.

2. Is prone to violence when their authority is questioned.

3. May or may not wear a murderous moppet or pupa costume.
Man, I can’t believe that those little ”Midgetlers” expect us to rebuild this whole fricken place. What are the odds we'll get lucky enough they'll pull a double Villechaize on themselves?
Midgetler by Gavin B July 20, 2009
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midgeter 

Smaller than the other midgets in town. Also applicable to short people that expresses joy when they discover a person shorter than themselves.
OMG! She's midgeter than me!
midgeter by putinbiscuitproject October 22, 2013

Midgitard 

(Mihj-ee-Tard) An individual on the shorter side who is not a Little Person, but is close enough to be questioned.
(Looking at a picture of Danny DeVito in skinny jeans)
Mark Fifton: Bro, that dude be hella Midgitarded
Zaquex: Yea hes a midgitard

Jersey Shores 'Snookie': Im such a midgitard
Zaquex: Word
Midgitard by Mark Fifton February 12, 2010
A noun with no definite meaning but can be put in the place of any noun, verb, or adjective. Can refer to something being small, or shrinking. Also allows for prefixes. Example: Fridgiter it could mean anything or cold. Comes from a long line of corruptions idiot - igit -igiter -migiter.
<insert noun here> is a migiter.
<insert noun here> is migiting.
That's so migiting.
migiter by Mouseboyx December 31, 2007
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026