midfing 

Quick way to express your dislike for something or somebody in your email or blog.

In response to somebody asking you to show up at a 6:00 AM meeting- you might send back the one word response "midfing".

midfing by EricR May 9, 2006

Mudfinger 

The unfortunate result of ones finger breaking through toilet paper while wiping. Usually this is a result of inferior toilet paper.

Gus: Hey Peabody have you been working in the garden again? it looks like you got dirt under your nails.
Peabody: Geez errr that's just Mudfinger, Clarice needs to stop buying our tp at the five and dime, that shit is see-through.

Mudfinger by qochaka February 2, 2015

Midinger

Mix Middle and finger together and now you a nice insult! Now you don't need to raise your middle finger if your old and crippled. This is what it means: Your the reason God created the middle finger

Aye yo! (random person name) your a midinger!

Midinger by Makeacreativenameyoudipshit November 10, 2020

MILFing 

When a young male spends too much time in the presence of an older lady, possibly a friend of his Ma or someone he works with in the vain hope she will decide to seduce him and give him a sexual experience that only an 'experienced lady' can.

The male will be late teens or early twenties and will brag about an extensive sexual history of attractive women, but will in reality have had sloppy sex with ugly to average girls in clubs who have already slept with his mates.

Hey Rob have you seen Chris hanging around the secretary's office again? He's been MILFing a lot this week!

MILFing by Conian February 2, 2010

mississippi mudfinger 

Same as wet waldo. Sticking your hand down the back of someone's pants and violating their anal orifice with your finger.

The lights went out in the elevator, so I grabbed the girl next to me and slipped her the Mississippi Mudfinger.

mississippi mudfinger by Stan B. August 31, 2003

Milfing 

The act of seeking out milfs to seduce, especially by young men.

What you need:

-Youth & vitality which their husbands lack

-Button-down shirt, khaki pants, dress shoes

-A smile and bag of jokes

The two 25 year old men drove to Connecticut to go milfing and successfully nailed two cougars. The cougar's husbands never found out.

Milfing by Sumsortagod July 25, 2011

Midding 

Midding is the process of setting your status as invisible on a social media site such as Discord. Can be used either to talk without letting people know you're online or for lurking.

"Sometimes I set my status to invisible cuz I don't want my ex to know I'm online"
"Dude, you're totally midding!"

Midding by KatsuraCerci May 20, 2019