MILFing 

When a young male spends too much time in the presence of an older lady, possibly a friend of his Ma or someone he works with in the vain hope she will decide to seduce him and give him a sexual experience that only an 'experienced lady' can.

The male will be late teens or early twenties and will brag about an extensive sexual history of attractive women, but will in reality have had sloppy sex with ugly to average girls in clubs who have already slept with his mates.

Hey Rob have you seen Chris hanging around the secretary's office again? He's been MILFing a lot this week!

MILFing by Conian February 2, 2010

Milfing 

The act of seeking out milfs to seduce, especially by young men.

What you need:

-Youth & vitality which their husbands lack

-Button-down shirt, khaki pants, dress shoes

-A smile and bag of jokes

The two 25 year old men drove to Connecticut to go milfing and successfully nailed two cougars. The cougar's husbands never found out.

Milfing by Sumsortagod July 25, 2011

Milfing 

When a middle-aged woman goes out on the town and whose main objective is to find younger men.

They are just stirring in their dens, about to start milfing about. By tonight their cougar instincts will be peaking

Milfing by KWK May 23, 2008

milfing 

Working your way up to become a damn hot mom

Milfing your way up to an escalade... Be a milf, find a man, get married, and have babies to put in the escalade.

milfing by FutureMilf March 9, 2014

Milfing 

When attractive "stay at home" mums meet up with their other mummy friends to drink coffee and socialise whilst maintaining that staying at home and looking after the kids is "hard work"

What are you doing today Lara?

I'm meeting Clare at Starbucks for a bit of milfing

Milfing by fpg March 28, 2013

Milfing 

Noun: a sport in which athletes participate in fucking other athletes moms

verb: to milf means to fuck ones mom

Isaac: "Im gonna go milfing with my mates cya later"

Evan: "Ayo ???"

Milfing by uh_van December 25, 2021

ball milking 

Stroking of the penis for the purpose of getting semen out.

Jane loved the taste of semen. So when Roland came over later that night, she placed the tip of his big black cock on her lips and began ball milking him. Nothing like drinking straight from the udder.

ball milking by Nutzen YerMouf February 17, 2018