Mife

A man-wife, common in rural Ireland and Scotland, also India, although most of India is rural anyway.

Dude, check out that beard, I 'aint ever seen a mife like that before!

by yummyburgers September 19, 2005

Mife

Male Wife. Often in a relationship when the male counterpart assumes the role of a caring wife providing love, support and nurturing to the family and Fubby. Used by both homosexual and heterosexual relationship.

He is my mife. I want you to be my mife.

by Single Woman June 29, 2011

Mife

The feeling when you catch girlfriend in bed with a farmyard animal and she doesnt stop when she notices you.

Jack was in a mife

by AJ April 23, 2004

Mife

(mom + wife = Mife)

When your wife treats you like shes your mom.

Husband ~ Hey baby can I have a sandwhich please

Wife ~ Get up and get it yourself

Husband ~ Well god damnit arnt you a mife get it yourself ??? what was I thinking marrying you your just like my mom lazy bitch

thats a mife you want a wife not a mife

by FOR THE DICTIONARY! October 09, 2009

mife

Short for mifepristone, the most frequently prescribed FDA approved abortion drug.

Keep your hands off my mife!

by AnonymousProgressiveRebel April 14, 2023

Mifing

The act of making yourself intentionally unattractive, but with such immense confidence, you still appear desirable

Person 1: dude you look so chopped right now
Person 2: yeah the huzz are all over me. I'm mifing so hard.

by halenm69 March 22, 2025

Mifing

(Verb) The act of looking intentionally unattractive but with such immense confidence that people still find you attractive; the opposite of mogging

Person 1: Did you see Jake today? No jawline, skinny jeans, and a lazy eye?
Person 2: Yeah, I couldn't keep my eyes off of him. He was mifing so hard.

by halenm69 March 20, 2025