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Midriff Crisis 

The female version of the midlife crisis. Often times it involves a tummy tuck and/or any other plastic surgery procedure to make her look younger.
"I saw Wanda coming out of the plastic surgeons office today. I'm guessing her Midriff Crisis is kicking in hard. I should know. That's why I was there, too."
Midriff Crisis by Bored in Scummyvale November 22, 2009
Midriff is a coin termed by Douglass Rushkoff of PBS's "Frontline" on an episode entitled "Merchants of Cool." Midriffs are young girls and women(teens-early 20s) whos behavior is a curious mixture of "innocent" and "slutty." Midriff culture is fairly standardized and quite conformist. Their behaviour seems centered around sexuality, narcissism, and complete lack of brains. Rushkoff argued that mass-media replaces teenage individuality with a glorified archetype; midriffs, when referring to females. Hypersexuality and shallowness are often attributed to teenage girls(and something that parents of every generation complain about), so the behavior isn't necissarly new, nonetheless, the notion of Midriff culture being a standardized and conformist patten of behavior rather than youthful exhuberance is scary indeed.

Opposide of Midriffs are Mooks; boneheaded morons and drunken fratboys.
Britney Spears was given as an example of a Midriff icon.
midriff by gooberliberation December 28, 2005
The sexiest part of a Woman's body, between the mons pubis and the breasts, including the naval.
Wow, another killer midriff!

I can't think of anything else when she shows her midriff!
midriff by Jay April 19, 2005
The best part of the body it is located in between your hips and your boobs. Mostly referred to women and girls. it is HAWT! (7@ So i don't forget which is mine.)My midriff is always exposed!
Wow look at that girl she totally doesn't understand how to cover your Taylor Swift Midriff.

Midriff Nazi

A prudish adult who envies your body and strictly enforces the dress code.
Petunia: "Oh Yowanda, what happened to your shirt? It was so cute!"
Yowanda: "Mrs. Jacobs made me change!"
Petunia: "God, what a midriff nazi."
Yowanda: "Yeah."
Midriff Nazi by TnC June 27, 2005

Midrifftology 

A religion that worships the underappreiciated, yet beautiful midriff

The midriff is located between the chest and waist

It is said that the midriff is the source all of creation, and if you look at where it is, it's not hard to see why
Uninitiated person: What's a midriff and what's so special about it

Midrifftologist: as a believer in Midrifftology, let me explain what is is...
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