micronews

News items that make national headlines that are really non-news items.

The picture of President Trump and his family with the Pope frowning is micronews that no one should have seen or cared about.

by Big B of Memphis May 25, 2017

Micronesian Mahi Mahi

a short but fat micronesian chick and her pussy smells like dead dog and her flaps is like my earlobes.

i just ate out a micronesian mahi mahi.

by bigstinksharkysharkdevin January 29, 2019

Microsawse

When Microsoft releases something awesome, it is not made by Microsoft. It is made by Microsawse.

Windows XP is Microsawse!
or
Xbox 360 is Microsawse!

by Sawseking01010 November 28, 2010

Micronesia

A group of islands in the Pacific next to Polynesia and Melanesia meaning "small islands."

consists of the Republic of Palau, Guam, Commonwealth of the Northern Marianas Islands, Republic of the Marshall Islands, Federated States of Micronesia, Guam, etc....

by DanguMofo December 7, 2012

jukt micronics

The non-existant internet software firm featured in the New Republic's May 18, 1998 issue. Was the main focus of an article written by Stephen Glass. Glass was fired after Adam L. Penenberg of Forbes magazine proved his article to be a hoax, along with 27 other articles written by Glass in past issues.

I wonder why I can't find Jukt Micronics listed in anywhere on the web?

by Bluespark August 2, 2007

Macronesia

All the land in the world.

There is an island group called Micronesia, which causes many to ask why there isn't a Macronesia. Micronesia means "group of small islands". So Macronesia would mean "group of big islands." Continents are essentially big islands, so Macronesia refers to all the continents and so all the land in the world.

I am a citizen of the world. I live in Macronesia.

by The Dudely Lama March 29, 2019

Micronesia

A pacific islands and they are fighters if u mess with them or including family,they will beat ur ass they are fast and have talent and if u mess with them too much watch out you’ll get ur ass beat family is everything over there and if u mess wit one u mess with all #riding with my tamalen

Bully:imma get u

Micro:u have to get pass through my fam first

#micronesia

by Micro man November 16, 2019