Bragging about money, possessions, connections, or just generally showing off but trying to make it look like you're not. Often includes exaggeration for self-aggrandizement and to offset insecurity, and also often involves something irrelevant, outdated, or otherwise not actually impressive. Frequently accompanies passive aggressive or microaggressive behavior.
Ugh, as usual John had to microflex, so last night everyone was just chatting about work and vacation and stuff, and he goes, "Yeah, I was talking with former district court Judge Greg from where he lived 20 years ago last night and they're going to Myrtle Beach for two weeks .."
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Get the microflex mug.The unit of bogosity. Abbreviated mL in ASCII. Consensus is that this is the largest unit practical for everyday use. The microLenat, originally invented by David Jefferson, was promulgated as a ribbing of the famous computer scientist Doug Lenat by a tenured graduate student at CMU. Lenat had failed the student on an important exam because the student gave only "AI is bogus" as his answer to the questions.
While watching a demonstration of the Cyc expert system, my bogometer redlined and then exploded. In its place was a hole in the space-time continuum caused by an epic excess of bogosity, which is believed to have measured 1,000,000 microLenats.
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The act of sending multiple texts of less than ten words each to convey a single thought that could have easily been compiled into a single message.
“Oh my god, who the fuck keeps texting you?”
“It’s Vanessa. She just wanted to tell me she’s on her way over.”
“It took her EIGHT messages to say that? That microtexting bitch.
“It’s Vanessa. She just wanted to tell me she’s on her way over.”
“It took her EIGHT messages to say that? That microtexting bitch.
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Girl #1: Hey skank, lay off my ex
Girl #2: Um...we were just talking, bitch
Girl #1: Um...no you weren't. Thats the 4th time this week you complimented his hair, you just touched his arm, and that was some subtle eye-fuck action. Don't think I don't know about microflirting, bitch.
Girl #2: Um...we were just talking, bitch
Girl #1: Um...no you weren't. Thats the 4th time this week you complimented his hair, you just touched his arm, and that was some subtle eye-fuck action. Don't think I don't know about microflirting, bitch.
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Stephen Colbert and the Miami Dolphins eschew mimioflexion. It's as though they are thumbing their nose (and flippering their snouts) at the world's mimioflexion enthusiasts.
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Get the Microlearning mug.When a person, usually a friend, brags or boasts about an insignificant event that has happened to them. In comparison to a normal flex a Micro-Flex makes you question why they would say such a thing too you as it does not effect your life in any way and you do not care for it. A Micro-Flex is usually performed by a person who has very little self confidence, this is due to them wanting to big up their own uneventful and sad lives.
Person 1: I'm starting my new job on the 15th of October
Person 2: *Why would they say that to me? Did they just Micro-Flex Me?*
Person 1: I just lost my Virginity
Person 2: *Ok, cool. I didn't need to know and I don't care.*
Person 1: I always go clubbing and I always feel like shit the next day
Person 2: *So don't go clubbing on a Uni night then, are you seriously trying to Micro-Flex me?*
Person 2: *Why would they say that to me? Did they just Micro-Flex Me?*
Person 1: I just lost my Virginity
Person 2: *Ok, cool. I didn't need to know and I don't care.*
Person 1: I always go clubbing and I always feel like shit the next day
Person 2: *So don't go clubbing on a Uni night then, are you seriously trying to Micro-Flex me?*
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