Microsexual

Sexually attracted to microwaves.

I was going to cook him a nice dinner but it turns out he is Microsexual

by Groknik August 7, 2018

microsexual

A person who is attracted solely to smaller people (small rather than thin).

Did you see all those Mini-Me posters in Big Bertha's bedroom, she's such a microsexual.

by Hobo Chang Ba! April 27, 2006

Microsexual

Microsexual when you sexually identify as a microwave when I was young I was taught to cook hot pockets so now I am going micro

I am going micro ,micro lives matter, Microsexual sexually identifying as a microwave

by Microcody June 21, 2018

morosexual

A person that systematically pursues partners with IQ significantly lower than his/her own.
( opposite of sapiosexual )

She admits that she is a nympho and morosexual .

by bilwander June 30, 2016

Morosexual

Someone whom is attracted to dumbasses, why? No one is sure. Someone who makes dumb comments or decisions is strangely appealing.

Girl 1: "I'm morosexual, I'm attracted to dumbasses and dumbasses exclusively, one time boy 1 asked me what the Spanish for tortilla is and now I dream of kissing him under the moonlight."

Boy 2: "How can you be attracted to that?"

Boy 3: "Wait, what is the Spanish for tortilla?"

Boy 2: "Oh I see what you mean now."

by harvey is sad January 8, 2020

Morosexual

A person who is attracted specifically to dumbasses . They enjoy the idiocy of another person and often find it very cute and attractive (for unknown reasons )

Them:how could you like them their an idiot!
Stephen: it's okay I'm morosexual I'm exclusively attracted to dumbasses
Them: oh.

by Skskskakkillme November 29, 2019

Mycosexual

One who is turnt by hearing mushroom identifications

I became a mycosexual when I entered the mushroom identification forum

by Myco_melfie_cutie January 19, 2018