mick-jager

sexual act where one fucks a guy in the ass with their nose while having the guys balls in their mouth at the same time.

"That guys nose was real shitty after giving that dude a mick-jager, and his breath smelled like balls too."

by muthafucking sheck January 4, 2008

Mick Jager

A fabricated person used to represent Jagermeister. "Mick Jager" is more commonly used as a subtle way to offer Jagermeister as payment for something.

Hey, would you lawn the yard for me? I hear Mick Jager is in town.

by SuperEboy July 9, 2010

Mick Jaggering

The act of fathering or claiming to have fathered numerous children with many estranged women. (especially prevalent with musicians)

Named for the infamous Mick Jagger

- Hey man have you seen Billy latey?
- No. I heard he's been Mick Jaggering with a bunch of groupies

by BlackjackII January 28, 2008

Mick Jagger

The God of All Things Sexual. Also the lead singer of the rock band The Rolling Stones.

Mick Jagger, please, let your full-lipped beauty rain upon my sad, pathetic, worthless life. Enlighten me with your boyish grin and messy brown hair. Let my lowered head hear your sexy voice sing out.

Amen.

by The Morgan Stone December 9, 2008

Mick Jagerbombed

When you drink too many Jagerbombs that you start talking incoherently with other accents.

Matt got totally Mick Jagerbombed the other night, he was talking like he was all 6's and 7's!

by Antonio Clevage April 5, 2011

Mick Jagger

The man who dudes must physically resemble to not be kicked to the curb.

"And now, the dudes are lining up cause they hear we got swagger
But we kick 'em to the curb unless they look like Mick Jagger"

by Snowdaylover February 26, 2010

mick jagger

Quite possibly the coolest man alive today.

Mick Jagger regularly does it with birds younger than his daughter. God damn.

by James Jacobus November 21, 2003