michigan hot 

Someone who in real life isn't very hot, but at Michigan where everyone else is ugly, they somehow become attractive.

"Mike is average looking, but here at UMICH he's Michigan Hot"

michigan hot by morelikehurricanetortilla December 17, 2017

Michigan Hot Pocket 

After you shit into a mitten, the other party puts the mitten on and proceeds to give you a hand job. Usually better with knit mittens and slightly wet shit so that some of it will ooze out and serve as lube. So called because of the shape of Michigan.

Her hands were cold on her walk home after she used her last mitten to give another Michigan Hot Pocket to a stranger at back of the bar.

Michigan Hot Pocket by Leghumpingconnoisseur December 27, 2014

Michigan hot pocket 

When you cook a winter turd with your heated seats. But still have to keep it baking because you can't find public restrooms after midnight anymore.

It's going to be another Michigan hot pocket tonight this gas station is closed.

Michigan hot pocket by The warlord Tomahawk Gorilla March 21, 2024

Hot Michigan 

Much like a snowball, a Hot Michigan is the act of blowing a powdery substance directly into another person's anal cavity using only the lips. Once applied, the powdery substance is then returned to the blower's mouth via a hot fart.

Corey: The only way I'll get high is if you blew those drugs right into my ass.
Ryan: I'll do that!
Corey: I swear to God I'll fart them right back into your mouth!
Ryan: Oooo! A Hot Michigan! Let's do this!
Corey: *blank stare*

Hot Michigan by Ramertax August 19, 2011

Hot Michigan 

When one person uses their lips to blows drugs up another person's ass, and then the other person defecates said drugs back into the first person's mouth.

My name is Corey and you gotta give me those drugs Hot Michigan style

Hot Michigan by qringo August 25, 2011

Michigan hotdog

When a guy rubs his dick with something spicy (cayenne pepper, jalapeño-juice covered hands) and then has sex with a woman.

"Oh man, my boyfriend gave me a serious Michigan hotdog last night! I can still feel the burn."

Michigan hotdog by ladypicnic August 23, 2011