Someone who in real life isn't very hot, but at Michigan where everyone else is ugly, they somehow become attractive.
by morelikehurricanetortilla December 17, 2017
After you shit into a mitten, the other party puts the mitten on and proceeds to give you a hand job. Usually better with knit mittens and slightly wet shit so that some of it will ooze out and serve as lube. So called because of the shape of Michigan.
Her hands were cold on her walk home after she used her last mitten to give another Michigan Hot Pocket to a stranger at back of the bar.
by Leghumpingconnoisseur December 28, 2015
Much like a snowball, a Hot Michigan is the act of blowing a powdery substance directly into another person's anal cavity using only the lips. Once applied, the powdery substance is then returned to the blower's mouth via a hot fart.
Corey: The only way I'll get high is if you blew those drugs right into my ass.
Ryan: I'll do that!
Corey: I swear to God I'll fart them right back into your mouth!
Ryan: Oooo! A Hot Michigan! Let's do this!
Corey: *blank stare*
Ryan: I'll do that!
Corey: I swear to God I'll fart them right back into your mouth!
Ryan: Oooo! A Hot Michigan! Let's do this!
Corey: *blank stare*
by Ramertax August 15, 2011
When one person uses their lips to blows drugs up another person's ass, and then the other person defecates said drugs back into the first person's mouth.
by qringo August 23, 2011