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A poop someone has taken on the lid of a toilet. A higher level punishment than even an upper decker, as it leaves the poop exposed to the air and must be dealt with before the toilet is used in any capacity.
Somebody is going to have to deal with the upstairs bathroom. Some asshole took a mezzanine on it during the party last night.

Glenn Beck was outraged to discover one of his dinner party guests had left a mezzanine in his bathroom.
mezzanine by HamsterDouchebag December 29, 2010

mezzaline 

The Upper Level Seats at the Wachovia Center in Philly. Most people call them "mezzanine".
"Hey yo, yea I was looking for them mezzaline seats...but don't gimme dem nosebleeds."
mezzaline by Gigadi Gigadi September 21, 2006
The Mezzanine is an elevator at AMC Fourum 30 which leads to a second floor of the theater. It’s such a magical place there was even a song written about it.
“Let’s skip the rest of this movie and go to the Mezzanine.”
Mezzanine by Jabjfreak April 9, 2023
A person sitting in the mezzanine section at a show, concert or sporting event.
Bob is a mezzanite. He likes to sit in the mezzanine.
mezzanite by Buffalonians June 22, 2019
Pooping in between someone's mattress and box spring, leaving them a nice surprise while they sleep.
While Aaron was out at work, his roommate decided to mezzanine him for all the dirty dishes he left in the sink.
mezzanine by the GRim REAPERS October 18, 2009

Mezzanine pint

If you’re drinking in a round but you’re drinking faster than the others you might buy yourself a mezzanine pint inbetween.
Since you’ve all got half a pint left, I’ll get myself a mezzanine pint
Mezzanine pint by DonSimon007 December 27, 2025
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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