Skip to main content

Mizeanite 

Horribly shitty beads created by a research chemist (referring back to his last name) at a Biotechnology company in Austin, TX.
Research chemist: I made these fantastic new beads. They'll change the world! I shall call them... Mizeanite.

Supervisor: These things are crap. Get back to work and bake me a cake.
Mizeanite by RMurphy October 21, 2007
A poop someone has taken on the lid of a toilet. A higher level punishment than even an upper decker, as it leaves the poop exposed to the air and must be dealt with before the toilet is used in any capacity.
Somebody is going to have to deal with the upstairs bathroom. Some asshole took a mezzanine on it during the party last night.

Glenn Beck was outraged to discover one of his dinner party guests had left a mezzanine in his bathroom.
mezzanine by HamsterDouchebag December 29, 2010

methanite 

A person who shows physical and behavioral signs of being addicted to crystal meth.
Did you see that methanite's rotten teeth?
methanite by HPD April 3, 2007

mezzaline 

The Upper Level Seats at the Wachovia Center in Philly. Most people call them "mezzanine".
"Hey yo, yea I was looking for them mezzaline seats...but don't gimme dem nosebleeds."
mezzaline by Gigadi Gigadi September 21, 2006
The Mezzanine is an elevator at AMC Fourum 30 which leads to a second floor of the theater. It’s such a magical place there was even a song written about it.
“Let’s skip the rest of this movie and go to the Mezzanine.”
Mezzanine by Jabjfreak April 9, 2023

Melanited 

Pronounced: Mell-a-neated

People with high levels of dark pigmentation (Melanin) within their skin.

So spelled and pronounced to reduce confusion for those not familiar with the word, and encourage connect to root word - Melanin

See also: Melanated, Melinated
The people of Africa and the diaspora around the world are Melanited, giving them their darker toned skin.
Melanited by Uncovered_Wordsmith93 January 12, 2019