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A poop someone has taken on the lid of a toilet. A higher level punishment than even an upper decker, as it leaves the poop exposed to the air and must be dealt with before the toilet is used in any capacity.
Somebody is going to have to deal with the upstairs bathroom. Some asshole took a mezzanine on it during the party last night.

Glenn Beck was outraged to discover one of his dinner party guests had left a mezzanine in his bathroom.
by HamsterDouchebag December 29, 2010

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A blowie given by a bro.
Peter was sad that he broke up with his girlfriend, so me and the other bros all gave him broeys to cheer him up.
by HamsterDoucheBag December 28, 2010

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