mexistan

The country which borders the United States to the south. See Mexico.

Both margaritas and whores always taste better in Mexistan.

by Migrainiac July 14, 2006

Mexistan

Mexistan don't like to get into gang fights,
He likes flowers and music and white girls named Debbie too

See that fly vato over there? He's so Mexistan.

Mexistan bought me a cerveza and a quesadilla. He's pinche chingon!!

by Mexistan April 2, 2019

Mexistache

Moustache of thin hair that only occurs on the outside of the upper lip. Often worn by latinos.

He needs to shave his mexistache

by Darrin Baird January 20, 2005

mexitan

type of tan you get from mowing the lawn without a shirt on

look at Doogie's mexitan

by d-rodge August 1, 2008

mexistani

A person of both Mexican and Pakistani descent.

"Hey man, is that chick middle eastern or mexican?"
"Psh. She's both. She's Mexistani."

by Douglasssssss May 18, 2007

Mexistash

A "weak" mustache that is grown by a 15 or 16 year old that doesnt shave. Mexistashes consist of just peach fuzz.

"Al has a mexistash"

by will November 29, 2003

mexitan

a tan so deep a white person now looks mexican.

person 1: hey, nice mexitan!
person 2: thanks, i spent all summer by the pool.

by emily.ann August 17, 2010