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A person of both Mexican and Pakistani descent.
"Hey man, is that chick middle eastern or mexican?"
"Psh. She's both. She's Mexistani."
mexistani by Douglasssssss May 18, 2007
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mexistan 

The country which borders the United States to the south. See Mexico.
Both margaritas and whores always taste better in Mexistan.
mexistan by Migrainiac July 14, 2006

Mexistan 

Mexistan don't like to get into gang fights,
He likes flowers and music and white girls named Debbie too
See that fly vato over there? He's so Mexistan.

Mexistan bought me a cerveza and a quesadilla. He's pinche chingon!!
Mexistan by Mexistan April 2, 2019

mexistance 

Mexistance is a fitment term for cars that have wheels too wide for their fenders. The wheels stick out and the car sits up too high, causing the most awful wheel gap. Also referred to as "monster truck fitment".

Tons of toxic people in the car community do it while failing to look cool. Has no relation to age, sex, race/ethnicity, or even location.
"DUDE did you see that Camry? It's mexistanced af!"

"I need flares for my new wheels, my car just has mexistance."

"That minivan looks like a monster truck, talk about a mexistance problem."
mexistance by gnarlygm6 November 29, 2017