mexistance 

Mexistance is a fitment term for cars that have wheels too wide for their fenders. The wheels stick out and the car sits up too high, causing the most awful wheel gap. Also referred to as "monster truck fitment".

Tons of toxic people in the car community do it while failing to look cool. Has no relation to age, sex, race/ethnicity, or even location.

"DUDE did you see that Camry? It's mexistanced af!"

"I need flares for my new wheels, my car just has mexistance."

"That minivan looks like a monster truck, talk about a mexistance problem."

mexistance by gnarlygm6 November 29, 2017

Mexistache 

Moustache of thin hair that only occurs on the outside of the upper lip. Often worn by latinos.

He needs to shave his mexistache

Mexistache by Darrin Baird January 20, 2005

mexistani

A person of both Mexican and Pakistani descent.

"Hey man, is that chick middle eastern or mexican?"
"Psh. She's both. She's Mexistani."

mexistani by Douglasssssss May 18, 2007

mexistan 

The country which borders the United States to the south. See Mexico.

Both margaritas and whores always taste better in Mexistan.

mexistan by Migrainiac July 14, 2006

existance 

This is the wrong way to spell "existence". There is no "a" in existence -- or in definitely, for that matter.

The same people who spell this wrong also can't seem to grasp the difference between "your" and "you're" or "their" and "they're", something the rest of us mastered in third grade.

"Your definately the most excellant guitarest in existance."
--a complete idiot

Maybe if you weren't functionally illiterate, you'd have a more "excellant" job.

existance by Pick up a book, you moron July 12, 2006

Shit On Your Existance 

To disrespect, ostracize, or otherwise make somebody feel shame for something they have said or done.

"Ricky, you made me look like a fool."
"Actually this happens on a daily basis, because I love to shit on your existance."

Shit On Your Existance by ghostbustingnigga November 1, 2008

existance 

The incorrect way to spell existence.

Seriously. You really need to retake the fourth grade.

I'm an idiot, so I spell the word existence as existance.

existance by yes g June 22, 2019