Migrainiac's definitions

Red Rain Check

An offered postponement of sexual intercourse, due to untimely menstruation.

Mary Jane's offer of a red rain check gave Peter blue balls.

by Migrainiac September 27, 2009

cincinatti bow-tie

A sex act wherein a male sits upon a woman's face so that his asshole is planted on her nose and his testicles rest firmly on her chin. The male then masturbates, climaxes and subsequently ejaculates on the woman's neck, while moving his penis from side-to-side to draw a white bow-tie.

In the American version of the Cincinatti Bow-tie, you move the penis from right-to-left. The European version is done with a left-to-right motion.

Last night I gave someone a Cincinatti Bow-tie, and she was still wearing it this morning.

by Migrainiac July 20, 2008

taint paint

To thoroughly tongue the area between a person's genitalia and their anus.

Suzie asked me to cleanse myself before she gave me a taint paint, but I figured that was what the damn taint paint was supposed to be about.

by Migrainiac January 6, 2006

lesbiantics

The typical sexual experimentation that occurs between heterosexual women upon their entrance into college.

Veronica's boyfriend is well aware of her lesbiantics, and he always carries a spare battery for his video camera.

by Migrainiac July 6, 2006

mexistan

The country which borders the United States to the south. See Mexico.

Both margaritas and whores always taste better in Mexistan.

by Migrainiac July 14, 2006

cow fudge

A white gummy substance, more commonly known as cream cheese.

Wilma and Betty love to rub cow fudge over their buns.

by Migrainiac September 7, 2006

Pleasure Pocket

Being in the zone, or hitting the sweet spot.

Tiger Woods was in a real pleasure pocket over the final five holes.

by Migrainiac June 7, 2007