mexicel

A Male of Mexican descent who is an Incel (Mexican Incel).
A Mexican male who is undesirable to women and is unable to get laid or have a girlfriend.

Brutalmafia is always SIMPING for women, but never gets laid because he’s a MEXICEL.

by Trim Hits November 26, 2020

Mexicali

The capital border-city of Northern Baja California Mexico.
the name derives from the union of two words: MEXIco-CALIfornia.
Similar to its U.S neighbor city.
CALEXICO: CALifornia-mEXICO

Mexicali is one of the hottest cities, with a record temperature of 125*F.

by nattyEd November 9, 2008

mexcellent

somthing that is mexican and excellent

That girl's ass is mexcellent!

by mexcellent K July 22, 2003

mexiclosure

Completely finishing a platter of Mexican food from a Mexican restaurant. Typically, the platter will consist of any three items (burrito, tostada, tamale, taco or enchilada) and it is always accompanied with both rice and refried beans. Black beans may be substituted, but usually the black bean customers cannot achieve mexiclosure. One and two item platters are also applicable although not impressive.

"I'm totally stuffed. I don't think I can achieve mexiclosure." said Alex.

by PLAM! April 24, 2008

Mexicali-Ryu

Any martial art taught by a self-appointed grandmaster with little or no training in the traditional martial arts. The classes usually consist of lectures about how shitty other styles in the area are compared to the self-appointed grandmaster's style, followed by sparring sessions where the students are encouraged to beat the hell out of each other. Usually, the "dojo" will have a big sign out front that says "tae kwon do - karate" because the dumb shit self-appointed grandmaster doesn't know that Tae Kwon Do and Karate are mutually exclusive systems. Often the self-appointed grandmaster will offer a guaranteed black belt program, provided the student pays an exorbinant fee in advance.

Some Marine Corps boot camp washout guy opened a Mexicali-Ryu dojo down the street. I went in to check it out, and he wanted me to pay $1,500 up front for a guaranteed black belt in one year. I'd rather buy a black-belt on Ebay!

by Jackel in El Centro October 5, 2006

mexiclan

a group of mexicans, walking , charging or moving in large numbers.

omg Chester! its a Mexiclan..RUN!!

by hobbles April 14, 2005

mexcellent

Exelent in the Mexican sense.

Dude, that Chevy Nova lowrider is mexelent.

by Arlen June 3, 2003