mexicalt

sum1 who is both hispanic/latino and following the alternative/hipster/alt lyfe+style

d00d, Carles was probs the 1st mexicalt.

by Bangerbro2354 April 6, 2009

Mexicant

A Mexicant is a person of Mexican descent who won’t work hard and is often seen goofing off and being lazy. Combination of Mexican and the contraction can’t.

Pedro is a Mexican because he works hard; whereas Jesus is a Mexicant because he can’t seem to do the work George gives him.

by OneBadAsp October 21, 2006

Mexicali

The capital border-city of Northern Baja California Mexico.
the name derives from the union of two words: MEXIco-CALIfornia.
Similar to its U.S neighbor city.
CALEXICO: CALifornia-mEXICO

Mexicali is one of the hottest cities, with a record temperature of 125*F.

by nattyEd November 9, 2008

Mexicali-Ryu

Any martial art taught by a self-appointed grandmaster with little or no training in the traditional martial arts. The classes usually consist of lectures about how shitty other styles in the area are compared to the self-appointed grandmaster's style, followed by sparring sessions where the students are encouraged to beat the hell out of each other. Usually, the "dojo" will have a big sign out front that says "tae kwon do - karate" because the dumb shit self-appointed grandmaster doesn't know that Tae Kwon Do and Karate are mutually exclusive systems. Often the self-appointed grandmaster will offer a guaranteed black belt program, provided the student pays an exorbinant fee in advance.

Some Marine Corps boot camp washout guy opened a Mexicali-Ryu dojo down the street. I went in to check it out, and he wanted me to pay $1,500 up front for a guaranteed black belt in one year. I'd rather buy a black-belt on Ebay!

by Jackel in El Centro October 5, 2006

Mexicant

Term used to describe a lazy incompetent hispanic worker.

Boss: I knew when I hired you that you couldn't cut the grass right!! You've proven to be nothing more than a mexicant! Why can't you be like the other mexi-cans?!?!
Mexi-Cant: ¡Tú asno estúpido! ¡Sabes que no hablo inglés! ¡No sé lo que está diciendo el infierno tú! ¡Guardar tus tres dólares por hora! ¡PARÉ!
Mexi-Cans:(off in distance pretending not to be listening) I told his broke ass to learn spanish.

by Andrrew July 31, 2006

MEXICANT

Part of a funny line from "Once Upon a Time in Mexico."

Are you a Mexi-can, or are you a Mexi-cant?

by Anonymous November 7, 2003

mexicantastic

Something very awesome and mexican, like a very happy mexican with a big hat and a tacco

wow this borrito is mexicantastic, munch on my big mexicantastic nutsack

by Mexicans rule August 6, 2006