mewbs 

Boobs on cats. When a cats nipples hang down after she gets older. Especially cats that have been fixed.

My cat Pie Whacket has beautiful markings on her fur coat. But she'll never win at a cat show because of her mewbs. Gross!

mewbs by Mi 'Chelle September 3, 2009

jason mewes 

When you vomit gently on to a persons chest while masturbating.

I walked in on Tom in the cellar and he was doing a jason mewes with Frank.

jason mewes by BChewalski March 5, 2013

mews news 

When your cat fills you in on all the wildly interesting things that have happened.

I walked into the house and got an ear full of mews news before I could even sit down.

mews news by Dr Bunnygirl April 6, 2019

Mewsquito 

MEWS•QUI•TO
pl. mews·qui·toes
/ məwˈskēdō ; mĕws-kē'tōs /
<noun>

a slender long-legged mewspecie that bites and sucks the KANAskin at any given time, place and opportunity. It then proudly leaves a mark on KANAskin and immediately broadcast it to the whole wide world even if no one is even asking.

The mewsquitoes most prominent top 3 favorite area of responsibility are the following:

1. KANAneck
2. KANAlips
3. KANAnape

× Scientifically tested and proven ways to avoid and get rid of mewsquitoes:

1. NONE

Definition and Submitted by: __heyitsANN__

My little brother was biten by an extra large and extra wild mewsquito last night.

Mewsquito by __heyitsANN__ February 25, 2020

Mewski 

Attention whore, pity whore, general whore, and weakling, sucks peoples dicks for Internet based power and has no guts what so ever.

Attempts to draw attention by playing stupid stunts such as:

1. Make men cheat with her.
2. Make people pity her because she MIGHT have cancer.
3. Insult and flame anyone who speaks just a little against her or anyone with power.

Mewski: Look at me. I HAVE CANCER. PITY ME.

Mewski by RagnarokZ November 20, 2004

mewsance 

a cat that is being a nuisance

That pussy cat is such a mewsance! She just won't shut up!

The kitty cat keeps on knocking stuff off the table. What a mewsance!

mewsance by casey_bear June 28, 2009

Melbs 

Short name for Melbourne, Victoria, Australia.

Used by locals and occasionally other Australians who may have lived there, or travel there frequently. Rarely used by travelers unless they have also lived there or travelled there frequently. Usually used when not actually in the city or city centre itself.

Hip slang for Melbourne.

Are you going into Melbs tonight? (to go out)
Know any good places in Melbs?
Catching a flight to Melbs tomorrow.
I'm back in Melbs soon!
I miss Melbs.
All my friends are leaving Melbs. (to live elsewhere)

Melbs by Allanna May 20, 2008