the act of whining over something that isnt important.
Bill: Man I cant believe Ted hit me in the face and didnt apologize.

Chris: Quit being a Jason!!
by youknowwhoitis425 April 17, 2010
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Jason is a sarcastic person, but when you get to know him he will talk and joke around with you. He is a hopeless romantic that dreads being alone. He calls the woman that he loves beautiful not hot. He makes sure the lucky girl he has in his life is ok at all times. He tries to be a good guy to everyone and is always trying to clear his past.
by Not Jason Powers October 7, 2018
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the act of showing off your 'well exercised right arm' in a battle of an arm wrestle, usually ending up with the 'Jason' as a winner. unless the 'Jason' loses, he/she becomes saltier than the sea.
*arm wrestle commences*
guy 1: why is Jason doing an arm wrestle again?
guy 2: dunno ask him
guy 3: don't bother, it's...Jasonism
*arm wrestle finishes (the 'Jason' wins)*
guy 3: see... Jasonism
by XxAdyssonxX May 30, 2017
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The man of my dreams. He's unlike any other. People who don't know him are easy captivated by him. He brings calmness to his surroundings. The best friend anyone could ask for. Listens to you. Never judges you instead challenges you to be a better person. He shows love in everything he does. Slow to love and very guarded with his heart. Loyal beyond words. What he says he will do. He is protective of his family and friends. Most of all whoever becomes his wife will be one lucky woman
Ann-Who is that guy?
Joe- That is Jason.
Ann- I want to be his gf.
by Swtksss October 14, 2013
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1.) Awesome, Hardcore
2.) Probably the heaviest bassist ever to live
Did you see that guy explode into a million pieces? That was Jasonic fer sure!
by Paul Revitero December 19, 2009
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The religion of all religions. Jasonism includes all religions within it's hold. Everyone is a follower of Jasonsim. If you believe in something, you're a follower, simple as that. It is named after it's great creator, "Jason"
"Hey, what do you believe in?"
"You are a follower of Jasonism; you believe in the concept of nothing"

I am a follower of Jasonism.
by aaaaayum (Jason) December 7, 2008
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Jason is an amazing guy.

He is a guy of which most people would wish to have in their lives. He loves you so much and is not afraid to say it.
He often overthinks things and thinks that he’s doing something wrong when he’s not
He loves to be reassured and loved but feels as if he could never be and that if he ever was, people would try to ruin his relationship.
Jason is a very sarcastic person when it comes to people he dislikes, Ex’s, and odd situations
He has been through tough times but he always manages to get through them.
If you ever go out with a Jason then be prepared for “I love you so much” every single day
Jason is am amazing, kind, witty, sweet, honest, loyal, gorgeous guy
by Maxine Gonçalves January 29, 2019
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