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usally a merbs is someone that is disliked and is very mooppy. a merbs could also be somthing that pisses you off
Greg was playing outside and having fun in his backyard untill a merbs kid came over and ruined Gregs day.
merbs by newjersysouthside May 1, 2009
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a self obsessed pesudo-cool mother's boy, who often seagulls friends.
Mike was a merbs, but he loved it and managed to get around.
merbs by Jon and lottie January 11, 2009
Merbs by aquameta November 22, 2021
A state of relative nothingness, boredom, frustration, or just general existence for which there is no adequate substitute. Merbling can be an action, as well as an adjective, or a general conversation filler, as well as noun (merbler). There are many forms of merble, but all involve similar, unexciting emotions.
"Man, about ten minutes into that 3-hour lecture, I was merbling hard, it only got worse from there"

"Dude, your 30 minutes late!" "Merble!"

"I went on a date with that girl, but she was too much of a merbler, so I bailed."
Merble by arbjay November 29, 2012

mershed perderder 

The "ermahgerd" girl's way of saying "mashed potato".
"ermagerd, erm herving mershed perderder" said Lydia the soulless ginger

Waving a chipolata in the Mersey Tunnel 

The sexual act, when performed with a woman of generous genital proportions. Or a man of diminutive proportions. Or both.
She was so loose I thought I'd have to strap a board across my arse to stop myself falling in. It was like waving a chipolata in the Mersey Tunnel.