MEWS•QUI•TO
pl. mews·qui·toes
/ məwˈskēdō ; mĕws-kē'tōs /
<noun>

a slender long-legged mewspecie that bites and sucks the KANAskin at any given time, place and opportunity. It then proudly leaves a mark on KANAskin and immediately broadcast it to the whole wide world even if no one is even asking.

The mewsquitoes most prominent top 3 favorite area of responsibility are the following:

1. KANAneck
2. KANAlips
3. KANAnape

× Scientifically tested and proven ways to avoid and get rid of mewsquitoes:

1. NONE

Definition and Submitted by: __heyitsANN__

My little brother was biten by an extra large and extra wild mewsquito last night.

Mewsquito by __heyitsANN__ February 25, 2020

Mewski

Attention whore, pity whore, general whore, and weakling, sucks peoples dicks for Internet based power and has no guts what so ever.

Attempts to draw attention by playing stupid stunts such as:

1. Make men cheat with her.
2. Make people pity her because she MIGHT have cancer.
3. Insult and flame anyone who speaks just a little against her or anyone with power.

Mewski: Look at me. I HAVE CANCER. PITY ME.

Mewski by RagnarokZ November 20, 2004

jeremy meeks

A convicted felon that is said to have the sexiest mug shot of all time. From his chizeled cheek bones to dreamy blue eyes, girls have no choice but to fall in love.

Michelle: OMG! Did you see this guy Jeremy Meeks?!

Stephanie: Yessss! I'm saving up for his bail right now!

Guy #1: Yo, this dude Jeremy Meeks getting mad love.

Guy #2: True, no homo though, he's some good looking nigga.

jeremy meeks by 77baller14 June 24, 2014

merkshow

to completey annihilate or obliterate on many different levels

that new jay z track is an absolute merkshow

merkshow by straight springs March 28, 2011

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026