Mewks

Petit man boobs

Wow the mewks on that fat dude are hot!!

by kay0z January 13, 2009

jason mewes

When you vomit gently on to a persons chest while masturbating.

I walked in on Tom in the cellar and he was doing a jason mewes with Frank.

by BChewalski March 5, 2013

mews news

When your cat fills you in on all the wildly interesting things that have happened.

I walked into the house and got an ear full of mews news before I could even sit down.

by Dr Bunnygirl April 6, 2019

Mewsquito

MEWS•QUI•TO
pl. mews·qui·toes
/ məwˈskēdō ; mĕws-kē'tōs /
<noun>

a slender long-legged mewspecie that bites and sucks the KANAskin at any given time, place and opportunity. It then proudly leaves a mark on KANAskin and immediately broadcast it to the whole wide world even if no one is even asking.

The mewsquitoes most prominent top 3 favorite area of responsibility are the following:

1. KANAneck
2. KANAlips
3. KANAnape

× Scientifically tested and proven ways to avoid and get rid of mewsquitoes:

1. NONE

Definition and Submitted by: __heyitsANN__

My little brother was biten by an extra large and extra wild mewsquito last night.

by __heyitsANN__ February 25, 2020

Mewski

Attention whore, pity whore, general whore, and weakling, sucks peoples dicks for Internet based power and has no guts what so ever.

Attempts to draw attention by playing stupid stunts such as:

1. Make men cheat with her.
2. Make people pity her because she MIGHT have cancer.
3. Insult and flame anyone who speaks just a little against her or anyone with power.

Mewski: Look at me. I HAVE CANCER. PITY ME.

by RagnarokZ November 20, 2004

jeremy meeks

A convicted felon that is said to have the sexiest mug shot of all time. From his chizeled cheek bones to dreamy blue eyes, girls have no choice but to fall in love.

Michelle: OMG! Did you see this guy Jeremy Meeks?!

Stephanie: Yessss! I'm saving up for his bail right now!

Guy #1: Yo, this dude Jeremy Meeks getting mad love.

Guy #2: True, no homo though, he's some good looking nigga.

by 77baller14 June 24, 2014

merkshow

to completey annihilate or obliterate on many different levels

that new jay z track is an absolute merkshow

by straight springs March 28, 2011