2 definitions by Mi 'Chelle

What someone becomes when you harangue them endlessly with all your sad sob stories. To make someone's ears the recepticle of of all your bullshit issues.
After having heard about her breakup for the millionth time, I screamed " Get a maxi pad - I'm not your emotional tampon!"
by Mi 'Chelle September 3, 2009
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Boobs on cats. When a cats nipples hang down after she gets older. Especially cats that have been fixed.
My cat Pie Whacket has beautiful markings on her fur coat. But she'll never win at a cat show because of her mewbs. Gross!
by Mi 'Chelle September 3, 2009
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