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Metrohags are girls who like hanging around Metrosexual men for the same reasons gay men have hags. Metrosexual men have a good sense of style, art and culture. Also, metro guys are usually better listeners than regular straight guys who eat burritos and drink beer.
My metrosexual husband gets a lot of attention from his metrohags
by Suzie Says So October 6, 2012
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A metro muslim is someone who is ‘culturally' muslim. He practices sporadically but he spends more time researching single origin coffee than praying. He takes his Islam for granted because he was raised secular but in a Muslim environment. Like the metrosexual equivalent to the alpha male. The only force that can defeat political or Jihadi Islam is the intellectual force of the MetroMuslim
He is so Metro Muslim that he matches his socks to his prayer mat.
by Suzie Says So October 4, 2014
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A Metro Muslim is someone who is ‘culturally' muslim. He practices Islam sporadically but spends more time researching single origin coffee than praying. He takes his Islam for granted because he was raised secular but in a Muslim environment. Like the metrosexual equivalent to the alpha male. The only force that can defeat the Militant Muslim is the intellectual power of the Metro Muslim.
He is so MetroMuslim that he matches his socks to his prayer mat
by Suzie Says So October 8, 2014
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