methtard 

a person who after smoking just a few hits of meth becomes permanently retarded and feels that their job is to create babies in this world in order to secure relationships with other methtards.

What's wrong with Ashley,why did she lose all of her kids?She,'s with a Slowlo now,pushing a grocery cart in Hemet with all the other methtards.

methtard by SmoothPinnacle April 21, 2019

meth tard 

N. Person whose relationship (of any kind) to meth directly results in mind-numbingly stupid or tard-like behavior; an otherwise seemingly capable person whose use of meth reduces them to near unimaginable levels of mental incapication and social dysfunction; someone whose desire to produce and deal meth takes them into uncharted territories of uncoordinated and potentially dangerous recklessness.

Power was out all over town when a meth tard driving his portable meth lab ran smack into a sub-station while trying to out run the police and light his pipe at the same time.

meth tard by Truman Starr September 10, 2005

Metatard 

Someone that is so unbelievably retarded that they ascend the normal levels of tardness and become the Metatard. Metatards usually take somewhere in the range of an hour to answer the simplest questions.

You: What time is it?
(Long pause)
Metatard: Mayonnaise.
You: Are you high?
Metatard: 12:04.

Metatard by sp33dw33d420 April 26, 2017

Mathtarded 

The inability to perform basic mathematical calculations.

"Hey, can you help me figure out the tip on this bill? You're the only one here who's not totally mathtarded."

Mathtarded by Jessanie January 2, 2008

mehtarded 

The inability to function due to apathy

"Don't bother asking Gary to help, he's been whiny and mehtarded all day."

mehtarded by kashank December 20, 2016

mathtardation 

The state of being wholly incompetent with mathematical functions.

My mathtardation is atstounding. How do you do prime factorization?

mathtardation by robulastage January 26, 2011

Mathtard

Someone completely devoid of any semblance of math skills. Likely going to major in some liberal arts/language program and earn a paltry salary, regretting their childhood.

Kristi was quite the mathtard in class today. She thought pi was somewhere between 2 and 3.

Mathtard by LearnR July 26, 2009