Methtarted

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When meth has changed the way one thinks and is full of irational ways of thinking, one has become Methtarted and is now a stupid fuck for doing meth.

I.E. James was once a wonderful person to be around 24/7, but he got fucked off on meth

and became Methtarted and a dumb ass.

Methtarted by OGjimmybones April 20, 2019

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Mathtarded

The inability to perform basic mathematical calculations.

"Hey, can you help me figure out the tip on this bill? You're the only one here who's not totally mathtarded."

Mathtarded by Jessanie January 2, 2008

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Methtarted • Mathtarded • metharded • mehtarded • Mentarted • Metarted • methtraterrestrial • meth tard • Mel started it • Meth Tarts

mehtarded

The inability to function due to apathy

"Don't bother asking Gary to help, he's been whiny and mehtarded all day."

mehtarded by kashank December 20, 2016

Mentarted

Mental and retarded at the same dayme time.

My brother said I'm mental. I proclaimed I'm not mental, he then stated that I'm retarded no I'm not retarted he then claimed that im Mentarted and that's where it all started.

Mentarted by HJ A.K.A NEXT January 8, 2023

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methtraterrestrial

An extremely high deep fried out the gate cunt up for days on the rark going hard burning glass cooking shardz puffing grams of magic dragon singeing vessel's sizzling Nazi sugar tweeking twisted as sleep deprived zombie looking bug eyed p headed space cadet fritter tweeker who says shit like "i'm a frying saucer frilot smoking kryptonite meth pipes full of ice inside my unidentifried frying object i'm the cracktain call me cracktain crackhead the intergalactic kraken space Heisenberg supplying the whole entire universe with blue moon meth selling bags at unworldly price's"

i'm not human,i'm a methtraterrestrial

methtraterrestrial by Abowlth Frittler November 20, 2018

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mathtarded

The complete inability to perform basic mathematical functions. This can be caused by a long lapse in time between math classes causing brain atrophy, or general retardedness.

I am completely mathtarded in my college algebra class, probably because i haven't taken a math class in three years.

mathtarded by sockenpuppen December 9, 2008

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Metarted

Where you yourself do something stupid or retarted. and only you would do something so stupid or retarted.

No im not retatred im Metarted.

Metarted by Jen.Jen July 30, 2009

WhimZ

Gen Z whimsy

Millennial optimism may be gone, but Gen Z whimsy (WhimZ) is in.

WhimZ by WhimZ! November 5, 2026

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Frothability

The measure of an emotional and over zealous consumer in an upwardly charging market, also known as a bull market. It's characterized by rising asset prices, increased investor confidence, and favorable growth in the markets, bro.

The frothability was evident as over-zealous consumers eagerly engaged in bidding wars, driving property prices to unsustainable levels reminiscent of previous speculative bubbles.

Frothability by cptn.kagaroo1 January 26, 2024

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Soul digger

A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.

"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."

Soul digger by anonymous November 11, 2026

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pod person

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.

The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.

pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005

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dead drop

A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.

"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."

dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008

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No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.

You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.

No Surprises Wedding by dbdefenestrate August 27, 2023

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