Skip to main content

Mathtarded 

The inability to perform basic mathematical calculations.
"Hey, can you help me figure out the tip on this bill? You're the only one here who's not totally mathtarded."
Mathtarded by Jessanie January 2, 2008

mehtarded 

The inability to function due to apathy
"Don't bother asking Gary to help, he's been whiny and mehtarded all day."
mehtarded by kashank December 20, 2016

Mentarted 

Mental and retarded at the same dayme time.
My brother said I'm mental. I proclaimed I'm not mental, he then stated that I'm retarded no I'm not retarted he then claimed that im Mentarted and that's where it all started.
Mentarted by HJ A.K.A NEXT January 8, 2023

methtraterrestrial 

An extremely high deep fried out the gate cunt up for days on the rark going hard burning glass cooking shardz puffing grams of magic dragon singeing vessel's sizzling Nazi sugar tweeking twisted as sleep deprived zombie looking bug eyed p headed space cadet fritter tweeker who says shit like "i'm a frying saucer frilot smoking kryptonite meth pipes full of ice inside my unidentifried frying object i'm the cracktain call me cracktain crackhead the intergalactic kraken space Heisenberg supplying the whole entire universe with blue moon meth selling bags at unworldly price's"
i'm not human,i'm a methtraterrestrial

mathtarded 

The complete inability to perform basic mathematical functions. This can be caused by a long lapse in time between math classes causing brain atrophy, or general retardedness.
I am completely mathtarded in my college algebra class, probably because i haven't taken a math class in three years.
mathtarded by sockenpuppen December 9, 2008
Where you yourself do something stupid or retarted. and only you would do something so stupid or retarted.
No im not retatred im Metarted.
Metarted by Jen.Jen July 30, 2009