Mathtarded
"Hey, can you help me figure out the tip on this bill? You're the only one here who's not totally mathtarded."
Mathtarded by Jessanie January 2, 2008
mathtarded
The complete inability to perform basic mathematical functions. This can be caused by a long lapse in time between math classes causing brain atrophy, or general retardedness.
I am completely mathtarded in my college algebra class, probably because i haven't taken a math class in three years.
mathtarded by sockenpuppen December 9, 2008
Related Words
Mathtarded • Matharded • Mactarded • mantarded • manutarded • matarded • metharded • Madtarded • Mathtard • mathtardation
manutarded
Doing a job without thinking or planning. Fucking things up with or without an agenda. Pissing without aiming. Manutards manutarding things up.
manutarded by Beware of Blast July 30, 2007
Madtarded
A fusion of the words "mad" & "retarded".
The "mad" prefix puts further emphasis on somethings' retardation.
The "mad" prefix puts further emphasis on somethings' retardation.
Madtarded by Just4TheFunkOfIt September 27, 2011
Matharded
mactarded
"The new Firefox 4 browser looks like it's mactarded. Nice design but it's lacking in functionality."
"Sarah used to be intelligent but then became mactarded in college. She's a slut now.
"Sarah used to be intelligent but then became mactarded in college. She's a slut now.
Mantarded
(adjective)
Describing a man and/or his behavior that is stupid, childish and thoughtless toward his significant other. Displaying behavior that indicates that the man is not listening to or being compassionate for his significant other.
A variation of "insensitive dickwad" or "self-centered prick"
Describing a man and/or his behavior that is stupid, childish and thoughtless toward his significant other. Displaying behavior that indicates that the man is not listening to or being compassionate for his significant other.
A variation of "insensitive dickwad" or "self-centered prick"
Sally: I hate this fucking gray nasty weather. I'm gonna go stab somebunny...BRB
John: I got a RedSox app
Sally: Why are you so mantarded? I told you I'm gonna stab somebody and you're talking about your phone app!?!
John: I got a RedSox app
Sally: Why are you so mantarded? I told you I'm gonna stab somebody and you're talking about your phone app!?!
Mantarded by justacomma December 2, 2010
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pod person
A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
Word of the Day on November 10, 2026
dead drop
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.
Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.
A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.
A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
Word of the Day on November 9, 2026
No Surprises Wedding
A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.
This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.
Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
No Surprises Wedding by dbdefenestrate August 27, 2023
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026
ulzzang
Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
Word of the Day on November 7, 2026
EBK
EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).