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mathtarded 

The complete inability to perform basic mathematical functions. This can be caused by a long lapse in time between math classes causing brain atrophy, or general retardedness.
I am completely mathtarded in my college algebra class, probably because i haven't taken a math class in three years.
mathtarded by sockenpuppen December 9, 2008

manutarded

Doing a job without thinking or planning. Fucking things up with or without an agenda. Pissing without aiming. Manutards manutarding things up.
"Yamato manutarded every great VF CAD drawings they could get their hands on."
manutarded by Beware of Blast July 30, 2007

Madtarded 

A fusion of the words "mad" & "retarded".
The "mad" prefix puts further emphasis on somethings' retardation.
"Dude. They are talking about putting a toll on Lakeshore Drive."
"WTF yo!? That sounds madtarded!"
Madtarded by Just4TheFunkOfIt September 27, 2011

Matharded 

The lack of intelligence or comprehension in subjects related to mathematics
Steve's so bad at algebra, I think he might be Matharded
Matharded by Gryphster October 5, 2011
When anything looks pretty and nice but is non-functional as is a Mac computer.
"The new Firefox 4 browser looks like it's mactarded. Nice design but it's lacking in functionality."

"Sarah used to be intelligent but then became mactarded in college. She's a slut now.
mactarded by HPiddy December 23, 2009

Mantarded 

(adjective)

Describing a man and/or his behavior that is stupid, childish and thoughtless toward his significant other. Displaying behavior that indicates that the man is not listening to or being compassionate for his significant other.

A variation of "insensitive dickwad" or "self-centered prick"
Sally: I hate this fucking gray nasty weather. I'm gonna go stab somebunny...BRB

John: I got a RedSox app

Sally: Why are you so mantarded? I told you I'm gonna stab somebody and you're talking about your phone app!?!
Mantarded by justacomma December 2, 2010
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I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
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Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
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Omg, the ramifications!”
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
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