Mathtard

Someone completely devoid of any semblance of math skills. Likely going to major in some liberal arts/language program and earn a paltry salary, regretting their childhood.

Kristi was quite the mathtard in class today. She thought pi was somewhere between 2 and 3.

by LearnR July 26, 2009

Matchtard

A man or woman that is registered on an online dating site such as Match.com that has so many spelling and grammar mistakes in their profile that you suspect that they may be mentally retarded. Then you meet them for a date and they remove all doubt.

I met a woman that had so many mistakes in her profile that I felt compelled to point them out, telling her that guys like women who have nice profiles. She called me an @$$hole.

I told her "I meant you no ill will." She responded, "talk about your grammer, that sentance made no sence at all! lol "

She is a total Matchtard!

by willwonka71 October 1, 2010

Mathstard

When maths is being a bastard

Today's lesson was such a mathstard

by Lazyllamaz February 28, 2017

Matharded

The lack of intelligence or comprehension in subjects related to mathematics

Steve's so bad at algebra, I think he might be Matharded

by Gryphster October 5, 2011

Mathtarded

The inability to perform basic mathematical calculations.

"Hey, can you help me figure out the tip on this bill? You're the only one here who's not totally mathtarded."

by Jessanie January 2, 2008

mathtardation

The state of being wholly incompetent with mathematical functions.

My mathtardation is atstounding. How do you do prime factorization?

by robulastage January 26, 2011

mathtarded

The complete inability to perform basic mathematical functions. This can be caused by a long lapse in time between math classes causing brain atrophy, or general retardedness.

I am completely mathtarded in my college algebra class, probably because i haven't taken a math class in three years.

by sockenpuppen December 9, 2008