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methodess 

A United Methodist woman that is perceived to be...DANGERESS?
etymologically similar to mistress, tigress, jewess, etc. Such is the methodess.
methodess by A$yo December 9, 2010
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Methodus Toolz 

A series of programs for AOL made by two hackers named ChiefDreegFleer and Jump0ffabuilding and distributed via their (now defunct) site Methodus2000.com. The program was made primarily to fuck with people in chatrooms, through e-mail, and over AIM.

Methodus Toolz contained e-mail bombing capabilities, auto chat scripts, text color faders, and even a phishing e-mail generator among the plethora of other tools.

It was the ultimate tool for AOL script kiddies until AOL started banning users for deploying it in chatrooms.
JimFear: ..,,;;:::Methodus Toolz 2.0:::;;,,..

ChatGuy1: oh dammit...not another guy with methodus. report him!

ChatGuy2: lol run the Safty Swim chat script jim!!1!11!!
Methodus Toolz by Jim Fear April 23, 2009

gang stalking methods 

Gang Stalking Methods
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1. Street Theater and/or Brighting
Are there cars or trucks with their headlights On always on the roadside or in driveways along YOUR route almost every time you go out?
Or Open Car doors or Trunks during the day or even both. Is there people getting in Or out of cars just as you go by way too often than normal?
Or car's flashers and horns going off near you alot more than usual?
Are strange events happening in pairs or patterns of twos…etc.?
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2. Home Sabotage and illegal entry
Are you experiencing home break-ins with no sign of forced entry but small disruptions or sabotage?
Example: New Dirt on floor, Sabotage of mechanical devices - TV, Furnace, pipes,AC outlets, computer sabotage, mail messed up.. etc.
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3. Vehicle Sabotage and illegal entry
Is your vehicle being sabotaged or messed up which is much more unusual than normal wear and tear?
Example: Water in the Gas, Panels come unscrewed, Red Transmission fluid Leaks on the ground. Jell-O in the tank, door or trunk that you locked is now Open.
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4. Traffic mobbing
Is there a noticeable increase in traffic by your house?
Example. Bikes, pedestrians, Cars, Pickups Can be as much as 30-40 more per day. Also Planes overhead. When you leave your home the timing is such that you see much of this!
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5. Same Time Entry/Exit
When entering or leaving your home, is one of your neighbors there waiting and then entering or leaving his home at the same time.
Ex. Pulling into your driveway, then a neighbor already sitting in his car starts pulling out of his driveway.
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6. Work Sabotage and illegal entry
Is there any undetected break-ins at work to mess things up and make it look like your fault, Or are your previously friendly coworkers now trying to mess you up?
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7. Store mobbing
Is there any mobbing when standing in lines at stores, Or does the parking lot fill up alot more after you get there?
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8. Vehicle threat
Have you been almost hit by a car, run off the road where you thought it was intentional or do you pickup someone with road rage everytime you go out? Are you being followed or Led by any vehicles?
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9. Ruined relationships
Are your friendships and acquaintances going sour or talking in the same catch phrase even though they do not know each other?
Or do your friends or strangers know something about you that you never told them?
Ex. Something happens that you may or may not be aware of and your friend’s response is not as nice as it always was.
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10. Public rudeness / Anchoring
Do you get rude stares, bumps or unexpected actions or talk from people you do not know or strange chat from strangers on the internet like they know you?
Ex. Anchoring - In Gang Stalking, Anchoring is used to make the target have fear with things happening in your daily life that considered to be
normal. That can be done with frequent demonstrations. The key is the frequency just like other GangStalking methods. For example, People show you a pen every where you go, and their attitude is rude or crazy against you. You don't know them. You just wonder what's going on. Imagine that happens everyday, for a week, for a month, fora year, then, that makes you have fear with a pen. In this case, a pen is ANCHORED with your state of fear. It can be
anything. A cell phone, notebook computer, a medical mask, clothes of the same color, anything.
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Some very strange things started happening to me after a psychopathic person I know got very mad because he/she felt threatened!
I came home one day and found dirt on the floor and some things messed up and moved around. There was no visable signs of forced entry. My vehicle was broken into and the radio station was changed and the headlight switch was turned on and Some panels were unscrewed.
Thanks to this dictionary, I found that I am not crazy. These are two of the Gang Stalking methods. I am being Gang Stalked! These events will be recorded and reported!
gang stalking methods by MRGs February 23, 2006

Methodist pecker checker 

A Methodist pecker checker is a girl who, when making time with a guy, feels his penis and masturbates him if he is tumescent.
Charlene is a Methodist pecker checker; she guarantees a good time.
Having different ways to scam different things. (PayPal, Cashapp, etc.)
Guy 1 : You got methods?
Guy2 : Yeah, I got cashapp and others.
Methods by Faggots101 October 3, 2019

paya lebar methodist girls school 

we are all just fkin gay LMFAOO also fake grass everywhere what a waste of our budget and elitism seems to be in our blood and is inherited by batches.. like damn let's give NA and NT ppl a chance pls.. most teachers are nice and helpful but that's when i used to be in school... _ 99% of the girls here r gay or act gay, and we usually don't know how to act around guys.. i would still defend this school though if anyone else made a comment about us
hey isn't your girlfriend from paya lebar methodist girls school? she's probably gay

Gang Stalking Methods 

Brighting, high beaming a target. Mobbing/Crowding a target by swarming them in public. Directed Conversations, conversations strangers have in public relating to the target's personal life. Entrapment, setting the target up on criminal charges. Illegal Entry into the target’s home or car. Illegal Audio/Visual Surveillance/ Bugging of target. Isolation, isolating the target from friends, family, etc., by spreading lies and rumors. Mail and Email Tampering. Mimicking, copying the target’s daily routine by throwing out the garbage at the same time or using the water or bathroom in an adjacent apartment at the same time. Noise Campaigns, slamming doors, loud stereos, car alarms going off in tandem, using power tools at late hours. Psychological Sensitization/Anchoring, getting the target sensitive to everyday stimuli like colors or everyday actions such as following the target in bright red clothing and/or swarming the target’s vehicle with red vehicles continuously until the target develops a phobia to the color red. Slander Campaigns, spreading lies and rumors about the target such as they are a drug dealer, pedophile, etc. Sleep Deprivation, timing noise campaigns at the time the target normally sleeps. Telephone Re-Directs/Wrong Numbers. Theft, stealing from a target. Moving Foot and Vehicular Surveillance Techniques, following the target wherever they go, tracking the target using GPS. Vandalism, breaking windows, slashing tires, dumping garbage on a target’s lawn.
gang stalking methods, gang stalking techniques
Gang Stalking Methods by Peacefrog71 November 21, 2011
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Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
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