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The informal name for 'camel cricket.' Cave crickets are large brownish/black crickets that live in dark, damp places (caves, basements, etc.) They are creepy as hell and sometimes jump right at you if you attempt to scare it away.
OH MY GOD! THERE'S A DAMN CAVE CRICKET NEAR THE WASHING MACHINE!
by Jim Fear April 17, 2009
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One of the several chicks that model the snorgtees shirts. Some are hot, some are not, and one has tits the size of beach balls.
Look at the tits on that snorgtees chick! I bet she could smother someone with those!
by Jim Fear May 27, 2010
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Something so loud that defies any sort of good explanation as to why it has to be that loud.

The term can can be used in a couple of situations with different connotations:

1. When someone or something is very loud when they/it does not need to be. Similar to needlessly loud.

2. To describe a thing that naturally has a very, very high decibel level.
1. SHUTUP! You're talking so stupid loud that I can't even think!

1a. Why do you have the TV on so stupid loud? You can hear it from across the damn street!

2. Holy shit, lightning struck the tree in our yard last night and the thunder was stupid loud!
by Jim Fear April 26, 2009
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1. A type of firecracker that looks like a sphere rather than a cylinder. The inside typically contains flash powder that is detonated by means of a wick.

2. A type of 4-Square move in which one person will bounce the ball in an opponents square forcing the opponent to catch it on the fly.

3. A trick used by a bully on a seesaw. The bully will raise the victim's side into the air and then leap off, causing the victim to crash to the ground.
1. The cherry bomb blew off Timmy's fingers.

2. "FUCK YOU, USING YOUR CHEAP ASS CHERRY BOMB!"

3. Billy got hurt after Nelson cherry bombed him on the seesaw.
by Jim Fear May 12, 2010
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The text command to roll the dice in an AIM chatroom.

Once entered the default two, 6 sided virtual dice will be 'thrown' and your roll will be displayed within the chatroom.

You can also add arguements to //roll like //roll-dice15-sides999 to roll 15 dice with 999 sides.

//roll Can be used as a game or to annoy other chatroom users.
JimFear: //roll

OnlineHost: JimFear rolled 2 6-sided dice: 1 6

JimFear: //roll-dice3-sides999

OnlineHost: JimFear rolled 3 999-sided dice: 587 671 18

JimFear: //roll-dice1-sides2

OnlineHost: JimFear rolled 1 2-sided die: 2

ChatRoomGuy1: STOP DAT SHIT!!!11!!1!!
by Jim Fear April 19, 2009
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A team with the most loyal fans in baseball.
JimFear Sept. 2008: "I'M BECOMING A RED SOX FAN, SCREW THIS DAMN TEAM!"

JimFear Apr. 2009: "LETS GO METS! LETS GO METS!!"

- continue year after year
by Jim Fear May 01, 2009
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A series of programs for AOL made by two hackers named ChiefDreegFleer and Jump0ffabuilding and distributed via their (now defunct) site Methodus2000.com. The program was made primarily to fuck with people in chatrooms, through e-mail, and over AIM.

Methodus Toolz contained e-mail bombing capabilities, auto chat scripts, text color faders, and even a phishing e-mail generator among the plethora of other tools.

It was the ultimate tool for AOL script kiddies until AOL started banning users for deploying it in chatrooms.
JimFear: ..,,;;:::Methodus Toolz 2.0:::;;,,..

ChatGuy1: oh dammit...not another guy with methodus. report him!

ChatGuy2: lol run the Safty Swim chat script jim!!1!11!!
by Jim Fear April 23, 2009
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