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methametics by yaboibails August 15, 2021
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Methmatics
Using her inexhaustible supply of charts, graphs and numbers, Marcia'so Methmatics offered Methmatical proof for the necessity of sleep
Methmatics by Clifhanger April 11, 2017
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Methamatics
The study of the profits able to be made by starting a meth lab, a chain of meth labs, or just simply selling meth. Many drug dealers are methamaticians, and have carefully done the numbers and discovered the amount of profit they could make by calculations
Man1: Hey have you seen joey lately?
Man2: nah bro, hes been inside for the past 3 weeks doing methamatics
Man1: damn, hes a hardcore nigguh
Man2: nah bro, hes been inside for the past 3 weeks doing methamatics
Man1: damn, hes a hardcore nigguh
Methamatics by Ilovecrystalmeth January 18, 2010
methematics
The way in which a meth a addict try's to buy product with cash money while they owe money or deliberately attempts to confuse the seller by rapidly talking/throwing numbers around in a frantic manner hoping to benefit them selfs by either shorting the seller money or by receiving extra product.
Buyer: "oh hey, ha how much was it I owe you?.... $50, is it... $60? No no it was $45 right? Ya ya $45"
Seller: "nah I don't care for your methematics, you owe me $80 now where's my money man?"
Seller: "nah I don't care for your methematics, you owe me $80 now where's my money man?"
methematics by Nieva February 26, 2015
Methamatics
The art of a meth head calculating ideas in which he or she feels will work great but when in reality it just totally screws everything up ultimately requiring a do-over.
Damn it, thanks to Eric's Methamatics, we have to re do the entire job and work three times as hard.
Methamatics by LJLD January 24, 2011
Methmatics
The lengthy and incomprehensible use of math, as we know it, by tweaking people high on Meth or [methamphetamine}
Using her inexhaustible supply of charts, graphs and numbers, Marcia's Methmatics offered Methmatical proof for the necessity of sleep
Methmatics by Clifhanger September 29, 2018
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