Methmatics
Using her inexhaustible supply of charts, graphs and numbers, Marcia'so Methmatics offered Methmatical proof for the necessity of sleep
Methmatics by Clifhanger April 11, 2017
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Methmatics
The lengthy and incomprehensible use of math, as we know it, by tweaking people high on Meth or [methamphetamine}
Using her inexhaustible supply of charts, graphs and numbers, Marcia's Methmatics offered Methmatical proof for the necessity of sleep
Methmatics by Clifhanger September 29, 2018
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Methmatics
Methmatics is mathematics done on meth, including Adderall, Dexidrine, Ritalin, Vyvanse, etc. People who do methmatics are constantly writting and can go for hours without a break. Any one who tries to disrup the methmatician while hes working, may be turned away.
Methmatics by Methmatics November 6, 2021
Methmatics
The mistaken belief that the best way to recoup lost money from a poorly thought out business is to further invest money into the same model.
“Damn it we smoked all that last batch of meth and now the dealer is going to kills us. Better get some more meth so we can raise the funds to pay him back”
“Damn it we smoked all that last batch of meth and now the dealer is going to kills us. Better get some more meth so we can raise the funds to pay him back”
Yeah sure I will invest in your crack dealing business, the methmatics are clear, there is no way we will lose everything.
Methmatics by Cracky mc crackhead August 2, 2024
Methamatics
The study of the profits able to be made by starting a meth lab, a chain of meth labs, or just simply selling meth. Many drug dealers are methamaticians, and have carefully done the numbers and discovered the amount of profit they could make by calculations
Man1: Hey have you seen joey lately?
Man2: nah bro, hes been inside for the past 3 weeks doing methamatics
Man1: damn, hes a hardcore nigguh
Man2: nah bro, hes been inside for the past 3 weeks doing methamatics
Man1: damn, hes a hardcore nigguh
Methamatics by Ilovecrystalmeth January 18, 2010
methematics
The way in which a meth a addict try's to buy product with cash money while they owe money or deliberately attempts to confuse the seller by rapidly talking/throwing numbers around in a frantic manner hoping to benefit them selfs by either shorting the seller money or by receiving extra product.
Buyer: "oh hey, ha how much was it I owe you?.... $50, is it... $60? No no it was $45 right? Ya ya $45"
Seller: "nah I don't care for your methematics, you owe me $80 now where's my money man?"
Seller: "nah I don't care for your methematics, you owe me $80 now where's my money man?"
methematics by Nieva February 26, 2015
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