Meth=amatics

When someone is so high they try to convince you of a story that doesn't add up(make sense), 1+1 doesn't equal 11 but foo!

DEFINED: Brian clearly did too much clear his meth=amatics don't add up he said he can smell the color nine!

Meth=amatics by Prplcherry March 31, 2024

Methmatics 

Methmatics - Tweaking the numbers to fit an implausible conspiracy theory

Using her inexhaustible supply of charts, graphs and numbers, Marcia'so Methmatics offered Methmatical proof for the necessity of sleep

Methmatics by Clifhanger April 11, 2017

Methamatics 

The study of the profits able to be made by starting a meth lab, a chain of meth labs, or just simply selling meth. Many drug dealers are methamaticians, and have carefully done the numbers and discovered the amount of profit they could make by calculations

Man1: Hey have you seen joey lately?
Man2: nah bro, hes been inside for the past 3 weeks doing methamatics
Man1: damn, hes a hardcore nigguh

Methamatics by Ilovecrystalmeth January 18, 2010

methematics 

The way in which a meth a addict try's to buy product with cash money while they owe money or deliberately attempts to confuse the seller by rapidly talking/throwing numbers around in a frantic manner hoping to benefit them selfs by either shorting the seller money or by receiving extra product.

Buyer: "oh hey, ha how much was it I owe you?.... $50, is it... $60? No no it was $45 right? Ya ya $45"

Seller: "nah I don't care for your methematics, you owe me $80 now where's my money man?"

methematics by Nieva February 26, 2015

Methamatics 

The art of a meth head calculating ideas in which he or she feels will work great but when in reality it just totally screws everything up ultimately requiring a do-over.

Damn it, thanks to Eric's Methamatics, we have to re do the entire job and work three times as hard.

Methamatics by LJLD January 24, 2011

Methmatics 

The lengthy and incomprehensible use of math, as we know it, by tweaking people high on Meth or methamphetamine}

Using her inexhaustible supply of charts, graphs and numbers, Marcia's Methmatics offered Methmatical proof for the necessity of sleep

Methmatics by Clifhanger September 29, 2018

Methmatics 

Doing maths homework whilst smoking meth

Yesterday I did some Methmatics

Methmatics by Aars-aap October 8, 2020