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metalab

Did you hear they have a lazzzor now at metalab?
by TomK32 August 27, 2009
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Metalbating

Angry masturbation while listening to metal, usually done until raw.
Shawn was furiously metalbating in the bathroom until he bled. Shawn is so metal.
by Saucychurch July 15, 2009
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Metala

Metala("Метала" in Bulgarian) is a fictional character in the Bulgarian folklore. He is famous of being extremely smelly and poisonous. He can kill a person just by taking off his shirt. Metala is famous for the Chernobyl distaster. Metala was the first person to determine the existence of the Black hole. He is also noted for the discovery of the Square model of the Earth.
You smell like Metala.
by kilzaki October 24, 2011
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metalac

Metalac is serbian name for a long haired person who can kick shaban's ass anytime, anywhere. Metalac always wears Dr.Martin's boots and slayer or mayhem t-shirt.
Shaban1: "Oh bro' let's run away there is a metalac coming!"

Shaban2: "Look at this metalac, let us yell METALIKA and run away!"
by Metalchuga April 7, 2008
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metalbender

A metal bender is a repairman that neither has the skills to fix your household problem nor the selfawareness to admit he doesn't know.
He often lacks hygiene and basic sense of spatial awareness. Too many fart jokes and not knowing when to move out of your way are common problems when dealing with a metal bender.
Tom: "The toilet is broke!"
Kristin: "Ok, I'll call the metalbender"
<later that day>
Tom: "The metalbender left. He didn't fix our toilet, but somehow managed to spray coffee on our walls. Also there's mud footprints all over the house.
by faevmija October 5, 2017
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METALBLOOD

Noun; Nickname for a Person who has such a high interest in the musical genre metal they claim that it is in their blood.

Noun; Nickname for a person who was raised listening to metal music because their parents listened to metal music, and now they listen to metal music, and they only listen to metal music.
you see that guy over there listening to his i-pod? we call him Metalblood because he listens to metal so much we think metal runs through his blood stream.

I love metal so much it runs through my blood, so you can call me Metalblood.

Loving Metal is in my family, its in my blood, I'm a Metalblood.
by METALBLOOD August 9, 2010
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Metaliban

A fundametalist bunch of metalheads, metal purists who would happily demolish Hot Topic and other trendy-yet-sellout establishments that despoil the metal.
Dude 1: Hey, I hear Dave joined the Metaliban!

Dude 2: Yeah, he's got the leather vest, ripped jeans and even the mullet, dude!

Dude 1: Man, that's one hardcore fundametalist
by jonnyXbrainless January 11, 2008
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