Metala("Метала" in Bulgarian) is a fictional character in the Bulgarian folklore. He is famous of being extremely smelly and poisonous. He can kill a person just by taking off his shirt. Metala is famous for the Chernobyl distaster. Metala was the first person to determine the existence of the Black hole. He is also noted for the discovery of the Square model of the Earth.

You smell like Metala.

Metala by kilzaki October 24, 2011

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metalac

Metalac is serbian name for a long haired person who can kick shaban's ass anytime, anywhere. Metalac always wears Dr.Martin's boots and slayer or mayhem t-shirt.

Shaban1: "Oh bro' let's run away there is a metalac coming!"

Shaban2: "Look at this metalac, let us yell METALIKA and run away!"

metalac by Metalchuga April 7, 2008

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metalbender

A metal bender is a repairman that neither has the skills to fix your household problem nor the selfawareness to admit he doesn't know.
He often lacks hygiene and basic sense of spatial awareness. Too many fart jokes and not knowing when to move out of your way are common problems when dealing with a metal bender.

Tom: "The toilet is broke!"
Kristin: "Ok, I'll call the metalbender"
<later that day>
Tom: "The metalbender left. He didn't fix our toilet, but somehow managed to spray coffee on our walls. Also there's mud footprints all over the house.

metalbender by faevmija October 5, 2017

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METALBLOOD

Noun; Nickname for a Person who has such a high interest in the musical genre metal they claim that it is in their blood.

Noun; Nickname for a person who was raised listening to metal music because their parents listened to metal music, and now they listen to metal music, and they only listen to metal music.

you see that guy over there listening to his i-pod? we call him Metalblood because he listens to metal so much we think metal runs through his blood stream.

I love metal so much it runs through my blood, so you can call me Metalblood.

Loving Metal is in my family, its in my blood, I'm a Metalblood.

METALBLOOD by METALBLOOD August 9, 2010

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Metaliban

A fundametalist bunch of metalheads, metal purists who would happily demolish Hot Topic and other trendy-yet-sellout establishments that despoil the metal.

Dude 1: Hey, I hear Dave joined the Metaliban!

Dude 2: Yeah, he's got the leather vest, ripped jeans and even the mullet, dude!

Dude 1: Man, that's one hardcore fundametalist

Metaliban by jonnyXbrainless January 11, 2008

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

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Plate of Brown

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.

Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?

Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020

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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.

Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics

Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026

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Palmela Handerson

Your hand that you masturbate with.

Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!

Palmela Handerson by One eyed wombat June 13, 2018

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