Metaliban

A fundametalist bunch of metalheads, metal purists who would happily demolish Hot Topic and other trendy-yet-sellout establishments that despoil the metal.

Dude 1: Hey, I hear Dave joined the Metaliban!

Dude 2: Yeah, he's got the leather vest, ripped jeans and even the mullet, dude!

Dude 1: Man, that's one hardcore fundametalist

by jonnyXbrainless January 11, 2008

Metalica

The sad result of a moron trying to spell the name of a heavy metal band.

There's 2 "L's" in "Metallica," dumbass.

by QuickStartGuide June 1, 2004

Metalbating

Angry masturbation while listening to metal, usually done until raw.

Shawn was furiously metalbating in the bathroom until he bled. Shawn is so metal.

by Saucychurch July 15, 2009

Metalmaniacal

A term used to describe someone who is completely and utterly obsessed with heavy metal.

You are metalmaniacal because you took the time to alphabatize every band you listen to!

by Ryan Luchsinger July 31, 2008

metalbender

A metal bender is a repairman that neither has the skills to fix your household problem nor the selfawareness to admit he doesn't know.
He often lacks hygiene and basic sense of spatial awareness. Too many fart jokes and not knowing when to move out of your way are common problems when dealing with a metal bender.

Tom: "The toilet is broke!"
Kristin: "Ok, I'll call the metalbender"
<later that day>
Tom: "The metalbender left. He didn't fix our toilet, but somehow managed to spray coffee on our walls. Also there's mud footprints all over the house.

by faevmija October 5, 2017

metaliga

A disease caused by stupidity, in which you are lacking quickness of the mind.

Tiphany: what do you call a redneck bursting into flames, a firecracker.
Starkisha: Wow Tiph, that joke was really stupid you must have metaliga.

by Talyse March 29, 2020

MetalliBun

The hard metal, Metallica-loving opposite of bunny; the alter ego of bunny, who grooves to the sound of Metallica. On the outside, she is tough and hard as metal; on the inside, she is lovable, soft and mushy. Her nickname is Bunny and She is the ultimate Metallica fan who will travel all over the world to see them.

I saw Bunny at the Metallica concert last night, rockin' out to the insane guitar solos of Kirk Hammett. She is so Metallibun!

by Metallibun March 5, 2011